Aries: screaming at the get away driver from the backseat, and trying to put their hands on the wheel
Taurus: guys...it's fine there's snacks under the seat!
Gemini: okay we are exactly two miles from where they took us...we've made a left and two rights that means.......
Cancer: TAURUS DONT EAT THOSE THERE IS MOLD ON IT
Leo: come on Aries, sit back and relax this could be fun!
Virgo: WE ARE GOING TO DIE
Libra: okay Virgo calm down, we aren't going to die Capricorn will get us out of here
Scorpio: *singing to the radio*
Sagittarius: I just woke up, where are we? Oooooo Taurus can I have some?!
Capricorn: WAIT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO LIBRA?
Aquarius: Gemini, shut up no one needs your opinion
Pisces: oooooo what does this button do? *window rolls down*
Kidnappers: ALL OF YOU GET OUT, NOW!
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
