Aries - "You know what? I'm gonna finish this. I'm gonna finish it ALL!" *15 minutes later...* "This ain't working out for me. I'm just gonna go yell at the people staring at my pet dinosaur." Yes. Aries has a pet T-Rex.
Taurus - "I'm gonna go eat some of that DELICIOUS chocolate in the fridge first..." *Eats chocolate* *glances at homework* "Nah... Imma just drain my fridge first..."
Gemini - "Okay. I can do this. I'll do homework for ten minutes, and then I'll take a short break!" *Takes a five hour long break* "Shit its MIDNIGHT!"
Cancer - "I think I'll just surf tumblr first..." *Surfs tumblr for a REALLY long time* "Wtf it's been like eight HOURS!!!!!" *Stays up until 3:00am doing homework*
Leo - "Homework makes me stressed, which makes me get wrinkles. Anyways, I have soooooo much other stuff to do!"
Virgo - *Finishes homework in less than 10 minutes* "This is easy shit!Why ain't anyone else finished? Or are they just aren't as smart as me?"
Libra - "I haven't posted anything on Instagram in the last eight minutes! My millions of fans will think I'm dead!" *Writes long speech about how they are incredibly sorry for not posting in so long, and how they're NOT dead.
Scorpio - *robs bank* "Maybe these twenty thousand bucks will convince the teachers to let me slack off from doing my homework... And get me a epic jacuzzi." *three hours later: relaxing in a private jacuzzi drinking a fancy cocktail*
Sagittarius - *rolls eyes* "I have so much other stuff to do! I mean, why waste life on doing homework?"
Capricorn - *Does it in an hour* "Hey guys, I finished it! Have fun stressing out over your homework, BITCHES!"
Aquarius - "pfffft. I have like five hours. That's LOADS of time." *five hours* "Oops. Guess I forgot." *Walks away to feed cat*
Pisces - "Just five more minutes..." *nine hours later* "Just three more hours..."
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