Aries: *throwing knives* "AWH YES I HIT ONE"
Taurus: *hiding under the counter* " GEMINI SHHHH"
Gemini: "Taurus my leg is stuck please help me"
Cancer: *being held at gun point* okay guys here's the money, this is all we have
Leo: "hey robbers try to catch me losers" *running around the bank*
Virgo: "LEOOOO STOP IT YOURE GOING TO GET IN ARIES WAY AND DIE"
Libra: "CANCER THATS MY WALLET"
Scorpio: "yoooo Danny is that you? So this is what you're up to? Robbing banks? COOL"
Sagittarius: *hypervenilating and crying*
Capricorn: "Scorpio do not befriend the robbers"
Aquarius: *holding Sagittarius* "shush little angel"
Pisces: *banging their head off the window screaming for help* WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE DEAD AND THEN THEY WILL USE
OUR BODIES FOR TESTING OR SOMETHING
Robbers: "they're all so loud that their making a scene, let's make a get away who cares about the money"
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
