For jokes only.
I mean no offense to all British citizens out there, please forgive me.
Aries: Apologises far too often, even when not at fault.
Taurus: Elaine the pain.
Gemini: Sarcastic little fucker.
Cancer: Harry Potter lives under their stairs.
Leo: Basically a fucking twat, but still a good mate.
Virgo: A mental bastard when they're drunk, always up for a laugh.
Libra: Uses "bloody" in every bloody sentence.
Scorpio: Drinks a shitload of tea, substitutes it for every beverage.
Sagittarius: Obsesses over the royal family, hangs the Union Jack out of their window.
Capricorn: Argues with the bus driver.
Aquarius: Read this in a stereotypical British accent.
Pisces: Always honest (sometimes too honest).
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