*the signs as stereotypical teen girls from chick flicks*
Aries: Trying to take down the alpha. Everybody hates her but she doesn't give AF. In detention every-other day.
Taurus: kid that eats and sleeps in class and probably pays someone to do her homework so she can eat and sleep even more.
Gemini: Gossip bitch. Possibly hired by Aries.
Cancer: Crybaby that is secretly friends with Pisces
Leo: Quarterback/Queen Bee/Cheer Captain/Alpha
Virgo: Snobby bitch with straight A's and will probably go to Harvard. Has no friends but is ok with that.
Libra: Dumb social butterfly.
Scorpio: Lost her virginity before sophomore year. Nobody notices her. Also maybe emo.
Sagittarius: Really smart but either doesn't know it or brags about and abuses it.
Capricorn: Teacher's pet that raises her hand EVERY SINGLE TIME. People hate her too.
Aquarius: Stoned. never comes to class
Pisces: theater nerd that is maybe friends with cancer.
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