Aries: The punk of the family, who surprisingly gets along well with the kids
Taurus: The grandma who prepares all of the food, and has to make sure that it is perfect
Gemini: That one aunt that everyone hates because they always cause drama
Cancer: The little kid who is crying because they didn't like their Christmas presents
Leo: The teenager who tries to get drunk because they can't stand their family
Virgo: The mom that takes a ton of pictures of everyone except themself
Libra: The grandpa that is annoyed because everyone is trashing his house
Scorpio: The teenager who tries to avoid their family as much as possible, even though they can't leave the house
Sagittarius: The uncle that eats five plates of food and then passes out on the couch for the rest of the night
Capricorn: The dad that goes around the house singing Christmas carols non stop
Aquarius: The kid who almost gets away with stealing someone else's presents
Pisces: The outcast of the family who just chills out with the pets
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
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