Aries - Steals food with Taurus and starts arguing about whether they should steal ramen or cup noodles because they are 'Pretty much the same thing' RAMEN AND CUP NOODLES ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
Taurus - Goes into ninja stealth mode and sneaks down with Aries to steal food. Is on team Cup Noodles.
Gemini - Planning a prank on Virgo because well... Virgo looks so innocent reading their book.
Cancer - Takes a few small peaks at the horror movie Capricorn, Aquarius and Sagittarius are watching. But at least Cancer is smart and knows that they're gonna get nightmares.
Leo - *Smiles for Libra's video* "And here are the weird ass hoes, who spend most of their time grazing on the local fast food and doing weird ass shit."
Virgo - Pretending to quietly read a book when they're actually planning an elaborate prank on Gemini.
Libra - Continuously complaining about how bad their hair is when it's actually flawless. Also recording the whole thing with Leo as broadcaster.
Scorpio - Being creepy af and (successfully) scaring everyone watching the horror movie. (Except Sagittarius, because Sagittarius is a badass bitch)
Sagittarius - Watching a horror movie whilst seeing how many cheese puffs they can catch with their mouth.
Capricorn - Watching a horror movie with Aquarius and Sagittarius while chomping down bucket after bucket of butter popcorn.
Aquarius - *Hugs person next to them* "Oh no. Ooooooh no. Dat bitch gonna DIE.... AAAAAAH!!!"
Pisces - The only SANE one shouting at the others to shut the fuck up because there's school tomorrow and they need their beauty sleep.
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