I know I have a chapter on colors already, but this ain't the same one... TIS THE LOL VERSION
Aries : that chunky peach color you see when you vomit
Taurus: green but poop green
Gemini : triangle
Cancer : that really nice shade of dark blue i think it's called cobalt
Leo : minty green bc you're fresh to death
Virgo : the rainbow because you're gay
Libra : the pinkness of an ass after it gets slapped multiple times
Scorpio : that weird shade of yellow the butter turns when you leave it out in the open for too long
Sagittarius : republican Blue™
Capricorn : that rustic brown color metals get. like iron oxide. like rust.
Aquarius : pepe's luscious red lips
Pisces : purple nurple
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
