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    Ever wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...

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                                Banana: Capricorn, VirgoSunburn: Aries, GeminiSweety: Sagittarius, ScorpioBroccoli: Cancer, PiscesOreos: Taurus, LibraJupiter: Leo, Aquarius
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    Banana: Capricorn, Virgo
    Sunburn: Aries, Gemini
    Sweety: Sagittarius, Scorpio
    Broccoli: Cancer, Pisces
    Oreos: Taurus, Libra
    Jupiter: Leo, Aquarius
    
                          
    Because I AM drunk all the time...On orange juice.
    And orange juice makes me fucking smart...Which is why I am successful 
    I eat cotton candy ALL THE TIME...Which is why I smell of cotton candy
    And I'm dramatic because...I'm a TRUE ACTRESS
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