Aries: "Alright, I'll go first, everyone knows the plan right...move to your positions."
Taurus: *thinking to themselves* I only came because I want to wear black.
Gemini: "Aries...are you sure this is a good idea, I don't need a criminal record..."
Cancer: "WE'RE IN, RANSACK THE FOOD, GRAB THE RAMEN, TAKE THE FOOD ALL OF IT GO GO GO"
Leo: "Guys...oh my god they have a dog, who's a cute puppy, you are yes you are"
Virgo: "GEMINI SHUT UP THIS IS SO MUCH FUN, I LOVE BEING BAD WHOOOO"
Libra: "Leo shut up, and leave the dog alone we have a job to do"
Scorpio: "I have to pee, can I use the bathroom?"
Sagittarius: "GUYS SHUT UP THEY ARE GOING TO HEAR US"
Capricorn: *crying* "I can't rob a house I just can't"
Aquarius: "Get it together Capricorn, let's go find the money"
Pisces: *turns lights on* WHY ARE YOU ALL ROBBING ME WTF, WE ARE FRIENDS
Everyone else: "SHIT WE ARE IN THE WRONG HOUSE"
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
