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Aries: claps while laughing really loud to everyone's annoyance
Taurus: cooks very slowly and gets hypnotized by the beauty of the pasta in the boiling water while contemplating the meaning behind it
Gemini: spams whatsapp groups with voice messages, becomes extra clumsy
Cancer: has fun at first but then starts overthinking about their life with the rest of the people around and might end up crying
Leo: cuddles in someone's lap and asks for a head scratch, doesn't like loud noises and only wants to listen to justin bieber
Virgo: tells weird stories about cannibalism, and is the only one who reacts when someone is having an overdose
Libra: flirts with childhood friends on facebook, and is mean but in a fun way
Scorpio: wants to watch the creepiest weirdest movie just to freak everyone else out, but forgets in the process
Sagittarius: drinks beer as well and passes out silently on the floor
Capricorn: thinks everyone is pathetic but just laughs
Aquarius: speaks their mind without their usual human-translator and says very weird shit.
Pisces: is relieved from their permanent interior sadness for a bit also mocks whoever is more stoned
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