aries: all these taters and you choose to be a thot
taurus: all these AC's and you still won't chill with me
gemini: all these fabrics and you still ain't bf material
cancer: all these bridges and you still can't get over it
leo: all these coins and you still can't change
virgo: all these guns and you still won't give me a shot
libra: all these laxatives and you still ain't shit
scorpio: all these calendars and you still can't get a date
sagittarius: all these weights and we still didn't work out
capricorn: all these sneezes and I still can't get at chu
aquarius: all these keyboards and you're still not my type
pisces: all these pencils and you still don't get the point
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Zodiac signs & horoscopes I
RandomEver wished that there was (yet another) book about Zodiac signs? Well your prayers have been answered! (I think...) Anyways, this book has a few swearwords so don't type in the comments, "OMG! Swearing is a bad influence! Never say the f-word ever...
