Zodiac signs & horoscopes I

Greek Mythology

Aries: Hercules, son of Zeus and Alcmene, badass dude that killed and captured like a ton of monsters. He was kind of a jerk tho. Perseus wannabe.

Taurus: Aphrodite, godess of sex and love. Fav hobby: cheating on asshole husband.

Gemini: Hermes, messenger god, nervous and talkative, kinda restless. Knows lots of things. Friends with all the gods. But probs doesn't stand them. Always making fake messages and trolling his bros.

Cancer: Hera, godess of marriage and home, she always fixes every family mess but becomes a psychopathic bitch when it comes to her husband.

Leo: Apollo, god of the Sun and poetry, popular kid of Olympus, pretty chill but hella dramatic when he wants to.

Virgo: Penelope, Odysseus wife, who faithfully awaited for his return. 108 dudes were coming outta her ass, but she found a way to make them pay (you know, the bow contest and all, lets not even talk about the shroud). Very intelligent and patient.

Libra: Helen of Troy, daughter of Zeus and Leda, she was considered the most beautiful woman of the world, she was married to some guy but she left him for Paris (kinda love her for that).

Scorpio: Hades, god of death, ruler of hell. Watch out if he likes you, he'll probably abduct you or something. Has a skeleton kink.

Sagittarius: Eros, has a serious problem with sticking arrows on people and make them fall in love, however he has 1000000000 commitment issues, like seriously, show him a chick and he'll fly his ass outta there in a sec.

Capricorn: Atlas, literally carries the sky on his shoulders, seriously needs to take a chill pill. Tired 24/7 with an ambitious job lmao.

Aquarius: Achilles, this dude is indestructible, but Paris tickles his heel and he drops dead. Just like this guys, they might appear cold as ice, but touch their weak spot and they'll show you otherwise.

Pisces: Dionysus, drunk aunt of the Olympus, has a great love for wine, drugs and shit. (The only thing I get drunk on is coffee or Orange juice) Family disappointment. A drunken kind of chill.