#life

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BIG NEWS!!!!!!!

UPDATE, UPDATE!!!!!!

Okay, so not QUITE as big as CHASE PORTER being one of our MATCHES...what the hell is that????  Isn't he a little young for us?  I'm preventatively checking on his birthdate again, just in case...guess he just creeps in under the bar.  Hmmm.  I can't say this is an UNWELCOME development--it undoubtably KO's a HUGE PUBLICITY PUNCH for our site--but this DOES THROW ANOTHER CURVEBALL our way.  The tweenie population is a HUGE POTENTIAL MARKET to target, but I am just not sure how to pitch #life to this demographic....when projecting I keep mentally knocking up against those hordes of soccer moms turning and getting personal with accusations like "internet predators".  Not the best.  Hmmm.  

Should we think more apparel?  Like those "team (insert name)" shirts????  Of course, there are some faces among our matches I would truly be afraid to print for public display.  Food for thought, anyway.  

ALSO.  CAUTIONARY WORD TO THE WISE.  LINDZI.  DID YOU READ PAGE THREE OF OUR SO CALLED "DISCLAIMER" FOR #LIFE?????

NEEDLESSLY HARSH, TO MY WAY OF THINKING (immediate termination, legal prosecution, $100,000 fine and up to 10 yrs prison) IF MANAGEMENT IS FOUND TO CONSORT WITH ANY OF OUR CLIENTELE??!!!! APPARENTLY #LIFE TAKES PROFESSIONALISM BETWEEN US AND THE MATCHES EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY.  I don't know whether DEREK (who I do not trust any further than I could throw a HYPNOTIC, POISONOUS, MAN EATING ANACONDA) is aware of said HARSH PUNITIVE THREATS and is STILL OUT TO SABOTAGE #life, but I wouldn't put it past his slithering personality to be trying to GET IN WITH YOU AND DERAIL.  

If he is indeed ACTING FLIRTATIOUS as you suggest, I WOULD SERIOUSLY PROTECT MY KEESTER.  IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

Where was I???

Oh yes. MY PERSONAL BIG NEWS.  Not to TOOT MY OWN HORN, but yours truly has been selected (DRUMROLL!!!!!)  as EXECUTIVE PRODUCER for SHARKBAITERS SEASON 4 EPISODE 6.

So.  

You may possibly never have heard of the show SHARKBAITERS--I confess I hadn't either--since it is shelved away somewhere in the upper 1000's of HD channels, but its viewership is ON THE RISE and can SIGNIFICANTLY CONTRIBUTE to #life's general audience.  And this cross section is definitely a new demographic for us!!!!!

I have been in cahoots with said SHARKBAITERS TEAM since they personally contacted me a couple of days ago (!) and after some back and forth with the camera team/director/what have you, we have arrived on a GAME DAY STRATEGY that will SEAMLESSLY INTEGRATE our projected dating plot line at #life with the storyline already established in SHARKBAITERS SEASON 4.

SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY SIT AND TYPE!!!!! JUST SAYING!!!!!!!

I am NOT GOING TO BE PHYSICALLY PRESENT ON THE DATE which turns out to be JUST AS WELL.  The charter boats are apparently rather spartan--the captains are SERIOUS FISHERS who do not care for, quote unquote "extra amateurs underfoot causing disturbances."  They have been forced to open their hulls (?  the equivalent of "door" on a boat?) due to a SLOW SEASON in order to KEEP THINGS AFLOAT (hahaha) and are grimly putting up with PAYING CUSTOMERS twice weekly.  So, there is a lot of EXPECTED FISHING ACTION and NOT MUCH ADDITIONAL SPACE for onsite staging.  THAT BEING SAID, along with a second EXECUTIVE PRODUCER from the SHARKBAITERS team yours truly will be taking her DIRECTORIAL THRONE at her own desk in her own apartment (can't seem to get away from it) for this date.