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VEGAS, baby!!!!!

Hiya, Elise!!!!

Wow, you really had SOME SUCCESS with the REHAB DATE!!!! Arrrgh, didn't realize that Keith was actually THAT BAD OFF after MEGADATE... We should maybe send flowers or something...

...speaking of which, maybe we should go with your PURPLE HYACINTHS idea and have the matches think about who they'd like to APOLOGIZE TO. I mean, they've ALL managed to create their fair share (and more!!!) of havoc in each other's lives. Just an idea...

Glad to see that Becky and Keith are still going strong, and that's SUPER-ENCOURAGING NEWS about Rae and Ron... FUNNY about their farm idea!!!! Think Rae will ever leave Becky alone enough to figure out WHO SHE IS???

And Tiff and Jay sound interesting... maybe if we can keep her TONED DOWN long enough to not completely foul everything up, she'd actually have a chance with him. GOOD TO KNOW about the modeling thing for him... I'd been wondering what the temp tats were all about!!! (Also explains all the flattering photos he was able to send us, although you would THINK that a model would know BETTER than to start STRESS-EATING. I have heard good things about that cleanse, though, so betcha he's back in FIGHTING FORM in no time. Haha, Violet will RUE THE DAY!!!)

So I left you hanging after my last update and I'd just gotten a call from Ted. He wasn't actually very helpful... told me that he didn't think my CRAZY TEXTER sounded all that threatening but that, if I insisted, he'd take a look at my phone's -- eh, something or other computery about my phone. I thought he meant that he needed me to to send him my phone, but he assured me (with that ANNOYING patient tone BOYS get when they're talking to women they think are being IRRATIONAL) that he could do it from his computer, as long as he knew my phone number and provider.

He's since called back and said that they were pretty good at blocking their number after all, but that it looked like part of the trail (I swear, I think he mentioned "breadcrumbs" and I TOTES didn't get it) was leading to another company that MIGHT -- he wasn't sure -- be affiliated with the SHELL CORPORATION that Zelda was using... He seemed kinda miffed when I said, "Well, duh! OBVS it's Zelda. It's not like THAT'S news..." So sensitive!!! Anyhoo, got him working on that and we'll see if he comes up with anything.

OOOPS, almost forgot -- he mentioned that the picture quality looked a little like a WEBCAM and wanted to know if I'd left my laptop in the room where that picture with DH came from. I had, and right about at the angle of the pic... He said that one kind of thing that bad computer people do (He said something about "black hats" but what the heck does the color of their headwear have to do with anything???) is HIJACK WEBCAMS. And, like, they can do it on your phones and computers and EVERYTHING.

But I dunno, it kinda makes me feel better to know that there actually WASN'T SOMEONE ELSE in the room, it just came from my own computer. I mean, still SUPER-CREEPY, but, ya know, manageable...

Thx for dealing with STALKER DEREK. Although, I guess that kinda makes sense if he thought we were shady... but he's being TOTES SILLY AND PARANOID telling us to go to the police -- OMGosh, can you even imagine what they'd say if we called them up and tried to tell them about our ZELDA messages??? Srsly, laughed outta the room...

Moving on!!!

So yeah, I did watch Violet's show (funny, isn't it, how she didn't have the nerve to call and threaten ME??? I wonder what that was all about), well I watched it after about three dozen of my peeps around here texted and emailed and called me to tell me about me being mentioned on TV and then how rude she'd been...

First reaction: They called me a PRODUCER!!!! Yay, I guess I really am one, just like DH has been saying all along!!! Somehow, I feel like I made the BIG TIME!!!!!