Beatles REACT

Past/Future Selves

(NOTE: The lads who have been reacting so far are all 1977 versions of themselves, even John and George. They still passed away at the appropriate points in history, but they somehow came back as their '77 forms. Hope that clears some things up. ~ Macs xxxx)

Good morning, my lovelies!

John: "Hey, Macs."

Paul: "Morning!"

George: "Hailo meree pyaaree."

Ringo: "Peace and love!"

Oh boy, have I got a treat for you today!

John: "Oh dear. Nothing good ever comes out of a phrase like that - especially when the likes of you are involved."

Paul: "It's not going to be another scary game, is it?"

George: "Well, there goes my happy mood, right out the window."

Ringo: *gulps*

I'm appalled at how little faith you have in me!

All: "You kind of brought it upon yourself, Miss Macs."

Whatever, you chumps. Anyway, have you guys ever wondered what it would be like if you could travel through time and space so you could meet both your past AND future selves?

John: "Noooo..."

George: "What kind of weird-arse thought is that?"

At the request of several readers, I've tracked down younger and older versions of yourselves! And they're outside waiting for you!

Paul: "What the bloody hell?! How did you even -"

Ringo: "Oh, shut it, Paul. Send them in!"

Ready to meet them and react?

John: "Yes, kind of... Let the cringing begin..."

Paul: "Am I still pretty? I hope I'm still pretty."

George: "Eh, sure. What the heck?"

Ringo: *bouncing up and down with excitement* "SEND 'EM IN! SEND 'EM IN!"

FIRST REACTION: 1977 John meets 1964 John

'77 John: "Wow, I was a stupid little kid back then."

'64 John: "Hey! Less of the stupid, old man! I don't care if you're me, you don't talk to the likes of me like that. I'll cripple ya!"

'77 John: *smirks* "You used Paul's line."

'64 John: *blushes* "No, I didn't!"

'77 John: "I bet you have a little crush on our Paulie, eh?"

'64 John: "I DO NOT, SHUT UP."

'77 John: "Heh, queer."

'64 John: "But... I'm you. Does that make you queer?"

'77 John: *pauses* "Stupid kid."

'64 John: "Crazy old man."

SECOND REACTION: 1977 John meets 1980 John

'77 John: "Jesus Christ, what happened to me?!"

'80 John: "Hey, you don't look too flash yourself."

'77 John: "Ugh, remind me to invest in some good moisturizer."

'80 John: *snorts* "You're starting to sound like that whiny McCartney kid!"