(i'll advance the plot sometime, i swear! but seriously it's a short chapter because i wrote it in art class instead of researching mr. brainwash. oopsies.)
Hercu-LOSER: um
Hercu-LOSER: hi?
angelicaa: Who are you, exactly?
Hercu-LOSER: oh right, i haven't introduced myself
Hercu-LOSER: i'm hercules mulligan! (john's friend)
angelicaa: Oh, yes!
angelicaa: He was just over here for relationship advice a little while ago.
Hercu-LOSER: wait wait wait, hold the phone.
Hercu-LOSER: he came to you for relationship advice before ME?
angelicaa: Yep!
Hercu-LOSER: :(
angelicaa: How is he, anyway?
Hercu-LOSER: locked in his room avoiding his mistakes
angelicaa: Okay, just one question.
angelicaa: What happened? How did he mess that up so badly?
Hercu-LOSER: wait, he was following your advice when he did that?
Hercu-LOSER: oh, this is rich.
angelicaa: Oh, shush. It's not my fault, it's popular media's fault.
Hercu-LOSER: sure, blame the media...
angelicaa: Maybe I should've told him.
Hercu-LOSER: what? come on, spill it!
angelicaa: I thought you knew!
Hercu-LOSER: i obviously don't, so tell me!
angelicaa: Oh, nothing, only that Alex has the biggest, gayest crush on John.
Hercu-LOSER: well, that was kinda obvious, but NO WAY.
Hercu-LOSER: yeah, you really should've, jeez.
angelicaa: Hold on, here comes Alex. I have to go.
Hercu-LOSER: wait, one more thing.
angelicaa: Shoot.
Hercu-LOSER: do you and your sisters want to be "bridesmaids"?
angelicaa: Why is bridesmaids in quotations?
Hercu-LOSER: well, we don't actually have a bride, but we need people to help laf on our wedding day, what do you say?
angelicaa: Sure! I'll ask Maria if she'll help, too.
Hercu-LOSER: sweet!
angelicaa: Well, I should go. It's been nice talking to you, Hercules.
Hercu-LOSER: same here, angie.
angelicaa is now offline
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