Strange again

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."Gail, your still acting funny. What's going on?" I said once he came back down the stairs. It was three in the morning and like a wife waiting on her very late husband I sat on the couch.

"I don't know what your talking about. I'm just making sure that we're safe." He said slightly surprised seeing me on the couch but he quickly hid it.

"You never was this driven to make sure we were safe. What is it that has you on edge?" I said narrowing my eyes before getting up from the couch crossing my arms.

"Nothing, just don't know the area that you were in for all that time." He shrugged but he looked away as he said it.

"I was safe and I'm sure I didn't draw anyone's attention. I was just at my friends house." I frowned not happy that he was blowing smoke up my ass right now.

"You just never know." He said with his hands in the air bypassing me heading towards his room.

"Ugghh, fine give your self a heart attack from all this stress and paranoia!" I yelled stomping my feet childishly as his door closed. He didn't say anything so I growled and went to my room and flopped down on the bed. Past the anger I myself was feeling worried. I knew he was lying and was trying to stop me from worrying, which was counter productive. I eventually was able to go back to sleep with the help of my nice warm covers and the cool fan blowing in my face.

"Hey, we totally need to go shopping." I said opening up the cabinet for the fourth time as if it would magically spawn in food.

"How about I just go get us some Panda Express?" Gail suggested quickly.

"Naw, I'm in the mood for Dairy Queen. Or Wendy's. Oh, wait can we get fries from Wendy's and a hamburger from DQ?" I said instantly having to swallow the sudden excess amount of spit in my mouth from drooling.

"You can't make this easy for me can you?" He sighed getting up from the couch pausing the episode of Family Guy.

"Nope, make sure to buy the fries last!" I smiled at him hopping over the back of the couch as he went to get his keys. I listened to him climb up he stairs and close the doors before throwing my legs over the arm of the couch and laying down. For awhile I just stared up at the ceiling thinking of everything and nothing at all. The only thing that kept me tethered to reality was the bitching of my stomach.

"Oh sweet mother of mercy those smell amazing!" I said popping up from the couch like a vampire would from his coffin. I scrambled to my feet and rushed over towards Gail. I reached into the bag and pulled out a few fries, immediately stuffing them in my mouth. "Awe, slowly clogging your arteries never tasted sooooooo good!" I moaned.

"Ha! I'm glad you like them cause the line was fucking huge! It's like half the town decided to go to Wendy's at the exact same time!" Gail said highly annoyed taking a fry to look it over.

"Ha! Maybe it was a little convoy. Anyways, how was DQ's?" I asked.

"No one was in line at the drive through."

"Good, no one has discovered the heaven that is DQ!" I said darkly doi g the hand pyramid of evil. You know the one almost every villain uses when waiting for the hero to come crashing in.

"Your fucking demented sometimes you know?" He blinked at me as I laughed evilly.

"Don't fuck with me and me food! Or games, and sleep....and bath time. Just do yourself a favor and don't fuck with me." I said breaking out of my evil act.

"Yeah, I've gathered that with the time that I've lived with you but I also know your weaknesses." Gail said frowning down at me. Then he smirked and I knew what he was going to do before he even did it.

"Stop it." I yelled as he put a fry in his mouth and chewed and smacked his lips loudly. "I'll fucking murder you!" I seethed in rage. That noise, did things to me. I just wanted to take his face and bash it into the nearest wall over and over again. He chuckled a bit and continued to do it. "I'LL REALLY DO IT YOU FUCKER!" I screamed punching him in the chest.

"Okay okay, calm down Athena! I was only messing with me." He said swallowing.

"I should castrate you as you sleep tonight." I hissed still quivering from the sound. It was like someone was hitting a very very touchy nerve. I wanted to either explode or kill the source of that fucking sound.

"What's that? Flush the hamburger down the toilet?" He said leaning down cupping his ear before walking towards the bathroom.

"WHAT! No, pleaded I beg of you! I promise I'll be good!" I said throwing my arms around his waist. If he was going to destroy my hamburger he was going to have to deal with me dead weighting him.

"Ha, here you go!" He said ha ding me my burger.

"I shall smoother you with a pillow tonight." I said lowly snatching the hamburger away from him.

"Oh come on I gave you the burger. That's not a very honorable thing to do!" He said making me roll my eyes. Just because Sesshomaru was Japanese didn't mean I had to follow the customs.

"Fuck honor, I'll do what it takes to win." I said throwing my nose in the air with a very unlady like snort.

"Wow, that's really cold of you." He said nervously.

"In this world, you can't stand to not be cold. At least during certain situations." I said darkly before taking a bite from my burger.

"And now you've gone all pestimistic on me. Alright, time for video games." Gail said picking up the T.V. remote. I shrugged and sat down picking up a controller and sitting down with the burger still in hand. We played Resident Evil 2 and boy did we fuck those zombies shit up! I was so into the game that when he finally paused the fucker I almost had a heart attack.

"Where are you going?" I asked when he got up.

"Outside for a bit. Stay here." He said making me frown a bit.

"Okay then, hurry back. We're not done!" I said getting up and heading to the kitchen. Right now I had three needs. One, soda. Two, popcorn. Three, bathroom. All in that order.

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