A Hearts Wish Is A Dream

The Splitting of Anna

"Did anybody else hear that?" John whispered. I yawned and streched out having been almost asleep before he said something. That's when I heard a noise coming from upstairs. It didn't concern me too much since Anna was up there since she had a headache.

"Yeah, what do you think it was?" Cassie asked removing her face from her phone.

"I don't know but I'm gonna look." John said getting up out of his self claimed recliner.

"It's probably just Anna or Bowser Doo." I dismissed getting up off the floor. I hissed when my spin popped and followed him with Cassie getting up to join me as well. We got to the front door and were surprised to see that it was cracked open. "Who left the door close?"

"I closed that damn door, infact no one has used that door since this morning." Cassie said when I casted an accusing glance at her.

"Oh no, I uses it three hours ago. I had my friend make some calls and hook us up with a supplier. It's supposed to be some bomb ass shit." John said taking out his brass knuckles from his pocket. "But I definitely closed that door."

"You got us more weed! John, I could marry you!" Cassie gushed squealing.

"Pfffff." I scoffed rolling my eyes.

"Shut up, you don't know how much I love weed." Cassie complained with a fake sniff. We walked up the stairs with me at the back. Once at the top John suddenly stopped.

"The fuck? There's some Tinkerbell looking fly fairy thing flying about up here." He said. I looked between his legs and saw that there was indeed a fairy flying around but she didn't look like Tinkerbell. She stopped and took a look at us before zoom straight at us. I turned tail and ran down the stairs along with Cassie meanwhile John was swatting at the damn thing.

"Fuck you! You rachet ass midget bitch with bug wing! Eewww!" John yelled swatting at it as she pulled out a small flaming sword.

"You foolish mortal do you know to whom you speak too?" She hissed. I looked around at the bottom of the stairs trying to find something to defend myself with. I dont know why my eyes landed on the pitcher of lemonade but it did. I grabbed it and rushed back up the stairs. "I am Galaxios, the unlocker of humanities inner most darkest fears!"

"Taste my lemonade bitch!" I yelled tossing the pitcher at her. She went down with the splash and once on the floor John immediately stomped on her. "DUDE WHAT THE HELL? I yelled.

"What? I just killed that bitch." John said.

"Did he really?" Cassie said popping her head around the corner from down stairs. 'Pussy' I internationally called her repressing the need to facepalm right now.

"Hell yeah, now I'm gonna depose of the body." He said taking the pitcher from me. He bent down to the floor and scooped up the smashed body of the fairy. I flattened myself against the wall as he walked by. Once he passed I followed him down. Cassie rushed up stairs to go check on Anna the second there was room. John opened the door and walked out to the trash can on the side of the road.

"HOLY SHIT THERES LIKE TWENTY FUCKING ANNAS!" Cassie screamed coming down the stairs so fast I half way thought she had fell and was now rolling.

"What?" I asked confused as all hell. John came into the house and shut and locked the door behind himself.

"There are......a fuck ton of Anna's!" She said pausing in the middle to take a deep breath. I gave her a funny look then brushed past her to go up the stairs.

"How the hell are there twenty Anna's? Are you talking about her weird as split personality shit cause that's normal." John said following me and Cassie back up stairs. I opened up there bedroom door and just about had a fucking heart attack. "Oh fuck no you ment there are a shit ton of physical Anna's. I ain't fucking with this, it's your wife Cassie. Besides I already took care of the damn bug and it's body. You guys can deal with it.." John said before walking away.