"...Who's this?"
"Hear me out."
"...Oh, great. It's you again."
"I need you. Badly. I can't fail my classes anymore-"
"That's your problem."
"...Please?"
"No."
"Why not?! What have I done to you?"
"You exist."
"..."
"And everyone loves you. I need to be the one to hate you."
"...That's not exactly fair."
"Life is never fair."
"...So that's a yes to helping me right?"
"When high school is over and I never see you again. I'm all yours."
"You don't get it...I really need to pass. Please just help me. All I need is a tutor."
"So find one."
"I did."
"Excluding me."
"Never."
"No."
"Fine! If you do it, I'll get you anything you want."
"..."
"..."
"...Anything?"
"Anything. What do you like?"
"Books. Donuts. Coffee."
"Got it."
"...You're joking."
"Are you going to be my tutor?"
"...Fine. I'll fill your stupid mind with knowledge."
"Yes! I would totally kiss you if you were next to me."
"I'll pass on that offer."
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Teaching Stupidity
Short Story❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a gi...
