11:04 AM

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Did you get the donuts?
11:04 AM

Yeah. It's all in my belly.
Hope it transfers to my non-existent ass.
11:04 AM

You literally have no shame.
11:06 AM

Oh. I do.
Whenever ever I fuck up, my parents want to murder me. They're like the only people who can make me feel low about myself.
11:08 AM

I feel special.
You told me one of your life secrets.
11:09 AM

Shut up, I can't believe
I'm actually texting in class for you.
11:11 AM

Love me yet??
11:12 AM

We'll see. Get off your ass and do something a productive, would you?
11:13 AM

I was working the whole time, thank you very much. Guess who I got as my partner?
11:13 AM

I don't know. Your ex girlfriend
Kayla?
11:13 AM

Ew no. Alice.
11:14 AM

As in...my best friend?!
11:15 AM

Yup. She says hello.
11:15 AM

Jace, she likes you.
Like has a major crush on you.
11:16 AM

Who wouldn't? I'm perfect.
11:17 AM

Go choke on an orange, you arrogant ass.
11:17 AM

Don't act like you don't like me.
Can I have permission to get she number though? She's hot.
11:18 AM

STAY AWAY FROM HER or I will cut off your banana.
11:18 AM

Jace?!
11:21 AM

JACE I SWEAR TO GOD.
11:27 AM

Guess you're going to have to find a knife (;
11:34 AM

NOTE : TEXT MESSAGES BECAUSE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, you cinnamon toast crunches.

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