Did you get the donuts?
11:04 AMYeah. It's all in my belly.
Hope it transfers to my non-existent ass.
11:04 AMYou literally have no shame.
11:06 AMOh. I do.
Whenever ever I fuck up, my parents want to murder me. They're like the only people who can make me feel low about myself.
11:08 AMI feel special.
You told me one of your life secrets.
11:09 AMShut up, I can't believe
I'm actually texting in class for you.
11:11 AMLove me yet??
11:12 AMWe'll see. Get off your ass and do something a productive, would you?
11:13 AMI was working the whole time, thank you very much. Guess who I got as my partner?
11:13 AMI don't know. Your ex girlfriend
Kayla?
11:13 AMEw no. Alice.
11:14 AMAs in...my best friend?!
11:15 AMYup. She says hello.
11:15 AMJace, she likes you.
Like has a major crush on you.
11:16 AMWho wouldn't? I'm perfect.
11:17 AMGo choke on an orange, you arrogant ass.
11:17 AMDon't act like you don't like me.
Can I have permission to get she number though? She's hot.
11:18 AMSTAY AWAY FROM HER or I will cut off your banana.
11:18 AMJace?!
11:21 AMJACE I SWEAR TO GOD.
11:27 AMGuess you're going to have to find a knife (;
11:34 AMNOTE : TEXT MESSAGES BECAUSE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, you cinnamon toast crunches.
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