"Hello?"
"Hi. This is Jace right?"
"...Who's asking?"
"Alice."
"Oh. Yes it's Jace."
"So...I may or may not have forced Ana to go to a party and she's...well...very open."
"...Can you give me a better explanation?"
"Uh...Ana is very sexually frustrated. She's been saying your name non stop for the past hour and I don't know what to do. I figured...if she heard your voice...she'll be okay and finally sleep?"
"..."
"...Oh, God-ANA DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT."
"GIVE ME JACE."
"Excuse me...Jace died. You can find him in the Pacific Ocean after fixing that tone- AH."
"Hello?! Jace?!"
"Hello."
"Babe. I miss you. So much."
"Nice to meet you again, drunkey."
"I want you so bad, Jace."
"I want me too, girl."
"Talk dirty to me."
"Pollution...disease...death...old hot dog water-"
"Not like that."
"Alright fine. I want to do so many things to you,Ana."
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
"How would you like it if I shoved-"
"Here it comes."
"-a corn dog in your ear? Is that more dirty for you?"
"HAHHAHAHHAH. HE GOT YOU GOOD."
"Don't ever get drunk again, you idiot."
"You're no fun."
"Make sure Alice takes care of you."
"I can take care of myself!"
"Goodnight. Love you."
"Love you too, asshole."
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Teaching Stupidity
Short Story❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a gi...
