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"You're joking."

"I'm in class."

"Yet, you answered."

"Headphones do exist, you know."

"Shut up and answer me, boy. DID you or DID YOU NOT leave books inside my locker."

"Well, I didn't-"

"Whew."

"-I asked your friend to do it for me."

"Jace Carson, I will literally shoot you."

"You said you liked books. I got you them because I passed a test. Isn't that our deal?"

"...I didn't think you would actually do it. These books are hardcover. New releases too. I swear, I could break down right now and start crying."

"..."

"I'm serious."

"I heard you. I guess you didn't hear me when I said I was in class. I'm trying not to get the teacher pissed. By the way, where the hell are you?"

"I'm ahead of all my classes so I'm just cruising."

"Figures."

"..."

"..."

"Thank you...for the books."

"It's really not that serious."

"Do people always buy you things?"

"...I guess? Why?"

"You don't know how to be grateful."

"..."

"..."

"...I didn't ask for your opinion."


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