"...How dare you."
"..."
"How dare you!"
"Oh...you're talking to me? How dare I what?"
"Call me so damn early. I need my sleep."
"Oh, shut it and get up."
"I'm hanging up on you."
"DON'T YOU DARE."
"..."
"I will murder you. Your sister. Your son-"
"I'm the only child...wait. I don't have a fucking son."
"Oh,wow. You don't? I just thought...all that sex you doing... you must have a kid."
"..."
"Mr.Slut."
"..."
"Laugh at my jokes or I'll take your son."
"Can you die? Like I swear to god."
"Why you gotta be so rude?"
"Have you met you?!"
"Why are you so...ew? Like...fix your attitude before I fix it for you."
"Go fuck yourself."
"Would you like watch?"
"Bye. Just bye."
"Jace-"
"BYE. JUST BYE."
"Meet me at the park and bring your books."
"...I hung up. Leave a message at the beep. BEEEEEEEEP."
"Or you can fail, your choice."
"BEEEEEEEP."
"I'll be on the swings in a pizza onesie."
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Teaching Stupidity
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