"Hello. I have a question about-"
"It's me. I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at my feet."
"..."
"HELLO FORM THE OTHER SIDEEEEEEE. OOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYMOREEEEE."
"...What the actual fuck."
"ADELE SLAYED LIVES."
"I feel so bad for you."
"I bet you don't even know who she is. Shut the hell up."
"You shut up."
"You shut up."
"You shut up."
"SHUT THE HELL UP."
"ANA, YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ALL THAT SCREAMING YOU DOING UP THERE."
"...HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA. Was that your mom?!"
"MOM, IT'S A BOY!"
"Oh. SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS THEN. MY BAD."
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Teaching Stupidity
Short Story❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a gi...
