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"...Okay. Run it by me again?"

"Charlie! I told you like a million times!"

"I think I need a hearing aid. Did you say that you made out in snow?"

"Yes."

"Snow. As in the cold stuff. I mean, snow is basically white looking mushed up shit that falls from the sky. It's cold and it doesn't come out of us. It comes out of Zeus."

"..."

"...Were you eating?"

"Yes."

"Ha. Just fucked you up now. Hope you weren't hungry."

"...I hate you."

"Nothing Jace can't fix."

"..."

"HAHAHA. That was funny. Give me credit."

"...You shouldn't be talking. I bet you just warmed up Gabby's bed."

"Wow. You're gonna play like that?"

"You started it."

"You are a disgrace to the family."

"Oh please-"

"YOU ARE SHUNNED."

"You aren't denying it, Charlie. Just tell me the truth."

"Nothing happened. Now shut up. I hope you get sick and die."

"I'll cough in your face with my final breath so you'll die with me."

"I hate you."

"I love you too, Charlie."

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