"...Mr.Asshole? It's so nice to hear from you!"
"..."
"Did people laugh at you for the rest of the day? A nerd showed you who's boss?"
"..."
"Was it the punch or the knee? See? Next time take me seriously."
"I hate you. So much."
"Aw. Right back at you."
"...Who in the world raised you?! How can you hit so hard? You're the size of a smurf."
"Stop flirting with me, Jace. You know, us smurfs take flirting very seriously."
"That's not funny. You need help."
"I'm perfectly fine. What's today? Friday? I have to show off my Target pajamas to my mom and dad."
"..."
"You won't get it. Target is our thing."
"...I don't care."
"Aw. Too bad. I bought you a pair."
"...When are you going to admit that you love me?"
"When you die and I spit on your grave and then Miley twerk on it and laugh. Then I'll cry and say that I've always loved you. But I was too weak to admit it."
"You're not normal."
"Aw. You sound just like my dad. He says that a lot to my mom."
"..."
"..."
"I'm ninety-five now?"
"MY DAD ISN'T FUCKING NINETY-FIVE YOU BURNT FROG."
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Teaching Stupidity
Short Story❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a gi...
