"...Hello?"
"...Gosh, are you drunk?"
"...Possibly? I don't remember."
"Charlie!"
"...Let me be, Ana."
"My poor Charlie...what happened?"
"Um...so Gabby has this friend. I think her name is Susan..."
"...Susan....Oh! I remember her."
"Yeah...somehow she got me to come to a bar and Gabby was there."
"..."
"I'm no idiot, Ana. The whole night, Susan kept trying to push me or Gabby together."
"...Okay, Einstein. What did you do?"
"Got this random girl to act like my girlfriend. I didn't want Susan to get me and Gabby together. Either I man up or Gabby mans up."
"...Don't you mean woman up?"
"No."
"...What was the girls name?"
"...Kate? Kaitlynn? It was something that started with the letter K. She was up for it and we made Gabby furious."
"...Ooh. What happened next?"
"Gabby pulled a Farah and was so close to punching poor Kaitlynn in the face."
"...Oh god."
"But I stopped her and since we were all drunk, I just kissed her."
"...Einstein, you didn't."
"I so did."
"And I thought my day was good."
"What happened?"
"Forced Jace to get me a dog. Named her Charlee."
"...You named her after me? Stupid."
"You should be grateful, Einstein. Jace is so sweet though,right?"
"You forced him to get you the dog. Nothing sweet there."
"You're such an asshole when you're wasted."
"Women love me all the same."
"I hate you. Go die."
"Join me."
"UGH. GO MARRY GABBY."
"Go marry Jace."
"You annoy me so much."
"Ha. It's so fun to piss you off."
"Burn in hell."
"I already have our tickets, niece."
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Short Story❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a gi...
