EXO-L DIARIES: THE EXO ONE SHOTS BOOK

20: suho

WARNING!
SKIP THIS IF YOU DONT LIKE 19+ AND PERVERTED SMUTS. ITS NOT AS GOOD AS SMUTS, BUT STILL PERVERTED.
DONT BLAME AUTHOR NIM IF YOU REGRETTED READING THIS, I WARNED YOU..

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I just got home from college, when i got a call from my friend, jury, saying she set me up on a blind date. I got annoyed and hung up, i mean who does that? We are busy studying in college and she even had time to date?

Jury apparently lived with me, which is kind of a bad thing. She always bring home different guys every few days, and she even slept with them. What kind of girl is she?!

Jury went home with some cans of beer and this guy she is meeting, sehun. I dont know what he told her, but this time the guy lasted a few weeks. He seemed to be a nice kid, why would jury date nice kids?

"Im back, baby" jury called for me.

"Im here" i rolled my eyes.

"I know, im just saying" she replied.

"Hi, long time no see, noona" sehun greeted me.

"Hi, how's college?" I smiled to him.

"Did you just called her noona? How dare you call another woman noona?" Jury glared at her so called boyfriend.

"Its not even his fault that he's younger than me" i shrugged.

Jury eyed me, "i hate you!" She shouted out loud.

"She must be drunk" sehun whispered to me and i nodded.

Sehun, the nice guy, slept jury on her bed before going back to sit on the living room with me. I gave him a few snacks and talked with him. He left after an hour or so, he had work to do.

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"Oh, come on, you havent dated anyone in your life?" Jury asked as she sat on my bed, holding a can of beer.

"No. Never. Not even once" i answered uninterested.

"Then meet this guy, he's a nice person" she accidentally spilled beer on my bed.

"Get off my bed, you just spilled it!" I shooed her.

"Stop being such a b*tch about it," she complained and stood up.

"Cant you just leave me alone? Just let me graduate college peacefully" i groaned.

"He's a good person, i promise" jury still forced me.

"How do you know about that? Did you meet him?" I eyed her.

"Nope. Sehun, told me its his friend" she answered.

"You think everyone related to sehun is a good person? Why are you even dating him?" I ask.

"Sehun is a good guy, that's why i dated him in the first place" she shouted.

"I felt bad for him. You should at least stop drinking, and use decent clothes" i told her.

"How about we make a deal? I stop drinking and sleeping with different guys if you would date this suho guy" she raised her eyebrows.

"Thats a deal to me" i answered, "i wonder if you ever forget using protection before sleeping with those guys" i added.

"Hey! I do not do s*x with every friggin guy!" She protested.

I smirked, "yes you do. I heard your shouts at night and i washed your bed sheets every time you did it".

"Okay, you got me. But i would keep extra protection in my drawer. Plus, my pussy would have exploded if i did it with every guy in the world" she gave up.