Alphonse Elric X Bad Bay! Male! Reader
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"Something about you makes me want to commit extreme violence, Edward...." A boy said his words coated with disgust. His punk styled (hair length) (hair color) hair paired along with many piercings didn't settle well with Edward Elric.
"Get off the table!" Edward tried to shoo the boy sitting on the kitchen table "Why are you in my house?!"
"Stop yelling, Edward." The boy said as he pretended to clean out his ears.
"Boy--!"
"Don't call me boy, I'm taller than you, fucking midget" The boy said standing up and proving that Edward only stood to his chin
"For your information I am a tall and healthy man!" Ed commented as he puffed out his chest
"I hear old men shrink at a certain age. Are you that age, Ed?"
"WINRY!!" Ed yelled back into the house
"Calling your woman? You're an idiot. I think I've met smarter sandwiches."
"That's it--!"
"Ed, leave him be." Winry walked out, her stomach bloated with the soon to be additions to the Elric family
The boy got back on top of the table "Allie said that you were Pregnant, congrats. Though, I can't believe I haven't seen you in 4 months, Mrs. Elric."
"It has been a while. Now, (Y/n), could you get off the table? We are going to eat there soon."
"Sorry, Mrs. Elric," The boy, known as (Y/n) said as he got off the table with no problems and put his hands in his pockets "I'll go wait outside for Allie." He slightly bowed to Winry and headed out the door.
"What the hell just happened?!" Ed complained
"You have to be nice to him, you know that Ed" Winry waddled over to the table and cleaned it off
"He's a punk ass kid! I need to show him who's the alpha!"
"Oh, how's that going for you?" Winry slightly mocked back
Ed went silent and let out a little bit of a disappointed grunt.
"Is he here?" Alphonse walked down the stairs, a little too excited
"Your pain of a man is outside." Edward said as he pointed at the door
"He's not a pain," Alphonse said as he opened the door, "he just has a different way of looking at things."
Al walked out and was suddenly pinned to the outside wall and kissed lovingly on the lips.
"You know I hate waiting, Allie." (Y/n) said as he separated from Alphonse
"You know I don't like being called Allie~" Alphonse laughed
"Alright, kids, you guys have fun~" Winry cooed
"I'd ask you to stay but I don't like you..." Edward said, squinting his eyes at (Y/n)
"Oh, Edward I think you dropped this," (Y/n) bent down to a ground of nothing "Look, it's the fuck I give." He stood tall and flipped his middle finger.
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(Male! Reader's P.O.V)
"You and Ed really don't get along well." Al pointed out as we were almost at central, the train slowing down to the station
