RoomMates

The Prank War

A/N: ^^^^ although very off topic it is a quote from the song All We Do by Oh Wonder

(The very next day)
Silence was throughout the house at six in the morning. Other than in one persons room: Jack's.
   He would get up this early on the daily, [i know he really doesn't but shhhhh it's a story] but this time he decided that he would be a dick.
    Well, little does his sleeping friends know that karma is coming for them, fast and hard.
   With a smirk on his face, he grabbed the blow horn from his closet and walked into the room next to his: Mark's room.
   Trying to contain his laughter he then put in his ear plugs (which he since he knew he would do this prank at some point) and blew the horn.
   The noise quickly spread as he ran through the house. Luckily making out of Mark's room just as mark had fallen off the bed and screamed like a little girl.
   So he ran into the next room: Pewd's. The half-asleep swede flipped out, throwing the tissue box on his table at the ceiling. Causing the box to ricochet and smack him in right the face, immediately waking him up as he ran into the next room.
    He was trying as hard as he could not to double down (to be in a fetal position on the floor) in a fit of laughter as he ran into Ryan's room.   
   Unfortunately, the mad roommates were following after at an insane pace.
   Filled with complete rage and utter annoyance, they came into the room one after another.
   "ASSHOLE!" Mark screams as I am being cornered in Ryan's room.

    But he finally gives in, falling onto the floor in a fit of loud laughter as they stood around him.
   And after a bit of whispering (unable to be heard by jack due to his loudness), without any warning they pick him up off of the floor.
They were absolutely pissed at him, so what they decided to do, was give him to the pool...from the second story balcony.
   Being the jackass jack is (literally). He does a couple poses and flip them off before landing in the pool with a dive.   
  
    Showing off and being a dick[MORE LIKE AN ASS...ha, ha ha...no? *jumps off of bridge from the awkwardness*]—the times you need a Jack for.
   As the others are slowly starting their morning routines, Jack surfaces the water to see a naked markiplier's backside through the window of the bathroom.

   And being the person he is, he blushed brightly before getting out of the water and drying off with a used towel.
    It took him a pretty long time to get semi dry since he was soaked head-to-toe but after a half of an hour, he finally went back inside.
   At the time, Matt and Ryan were preparing a game for the six of them to play upstairs in Ryan's room.
   Mark with his now wet hair was cooking breakfast, and pewds and cry were recording a video together and being loud as an airhorn upstairs in their rooms.
   Jack on the other hand, was walking into the house pretty wet [and not that kind. But I honestly wouldn't blame him if he was, after seeing mark ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) amirite ?].

Jacks Pov:
   "Asshole" I mumble under my breath as I walk by mark, who was cooking some breakfast.
   He shouted back, "Who are you calling asshole?!, YOU'RE the one who blew the fucking airhorn in MY ROOM, ASSHOLE!", before throwing an oven mitt at me, hitting me in my face.
"I'm just fuckin' with ya'" "you wish" he mumbles in a growly tone.      "Do you even word?" I ask, unable to understand what he's saying.
"Shut up ya fuckin doof" he replys, laughing a bit as I head up the stairs.

I walk into my room and quickly undressed, throwing the wet ass
clothes into the basket nearby before looking through my wardrobe.
    And of course, when I least expect it Ryan and Matt burst into my room, just as I finish getting my boxers on and nearly giving me a 'mini heart attack'.
    They laughed their asses off at my almost fully nude body as Matt blew an Airhorn and Ryan held a camera.
I didn't sign up for this shite.