RoomMates

Felix The Matchmaker

A/N: How are you, if all hell's broke loose in your life I hope everything gets better, I hope this makes you happy and I hope I'm able to bring a smile to someone's face today C: (yes I know it's backwards shhhhhh). I can't believe 2016 is almost over.

I just got my hair cut for the first time in two years...it is now above my ear in a pixie cut and beautiful. New year, New me. I also accidentally came out as androgynous(a.k.a agender) to my mom. How I did that accidentally I don't know but i sure as hell didn't mean to. Now all I need to do is tell her I'm gay...and tell everyone else...welp. R.i.p. Me

Jack's Pov
I had just woken up, surrounded by a warmth but freaking out as I realize what the warmth was coming from: a man. Not just any man, but the man I love: Mark. What the hell had happened, why was he in bed next to me and why am I naked. Suddenly everything went black, I felt my body turn cold and my wrists and ankles being tied up. I scream for help, only to be silenced by a whip hitting my bare chest. I scream again, only to be knocked out. I woke up on a boat, still tied up but being able to hear a loud horn—And I woke up. Quickly jumping up and out of my bed as I hear a loud horn, only to realize that it was just my wonderful friends, once again trying to fuck with me and that strangeness that happened was merely a dream.
"YOU FOKERS I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP TO LOOK GOOD" "oh honey you'll need a lot more than that" "MATT I SWEAR TO GOD TEST MY PATIENCE AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS-" "-damn I didn't know you were that kinky, MARK YOU GOT A KEEPER". He shouts, testing the last of my patience.
    Sadly, as Matt said one too many words, he ended his ass in the hallway after being pushed on top of Ryan and landing the two onto the floor. Bitter and grumpy, harshly shutting the door as i hear the love birds erupt into a fit of laughter.
I sigh at their foolishness, sitting down on my bed, grabbing the nearby brick and unlocking my phone. I look at the time, "it's fucking noon?!". I let out a loud groan, lifting myself out of my bed begrudgingly before throwing on what random clothes I could find in a few minutes while I was still waking up. Then going to the bathroom to do my morning routine, y'know, brushing your teeth, taking a shower, actually getting dressed and in record time making it downstairs.
Only to find the wondertwins eating each other's faces off and remembering 'I live in a post-Christmas world now' and the fact that that's a thing that actually happened. [the middle by jimmy eats world just came on...I feel extremely pumped and energetic at 5am]
'Now if only there was a way Mark and I could be like that'. I sigh heavily, getting a cup of coffee due to the fact that I feel like the floor seems pretty comfortable to sleep on and I most likely will find it even more comfortable if I don't drink my coffee and wake myself the fuck up.
After last night, I felt so tired. I got barely any sleep the day before due to excitement and wanting to make sure everything would go right. God I love Christmas, but it tires me the fuck out.
I yawned as I took a sip of my slightly cold coffee (due to the fact that the apes I call friends didn't wake me up after they got coffeee).
Just to make things worse, hearing the noises coming from the couch I cringe at the seemingly loud sounds, complaining "oh my poor innocent Irish ears" as I scrunch up my nose.
Funnily that's when Mark came in from outside, Chica excitedly running past him and towards me. "What are you doing to Jack?! Can't you see his pureness is being tainted by your gayness" he says, covering my ears and turning me a light shade of pink.
"Oh I'm sorry, is this better?" Matt, who was basically straddling Ry on the couch, says before roughly kissing him while Mark and I fake-gag, looking like we're dying while they kiss.
Unexpectedly, Matt then breaks away, looks up, and throws the pillow beside him at us. Distracting us long enough to grab more and ending up with them using the couch as defense and turning it into some weird pillow-war.
But as an obviously frustrated Felix, who was at the time at the bottom of he stairs as Cry followed behind, was hit with a pillow, the room goes silent.
It was obvious we were stifling our laughter, trying to hold it in the best we can, but failing and laughing. So Felix then joined in, throwing the pillow back at us before joining Matt and Ryan behind the couch.
Cry stood on the sidelines, face-palming as he watched the war go on. All in all it was fun while it lasted, but soon came to an end as a pillow thrown by Felix knocked over a cup of water nearby.
"Oh shit". Everyone stood still, "okay no more fokin' around wit' t' pillows" I said, getting nods in return as we put the pillows back while Cry cleans up. 
    "Wow, he can even clean, man, Felix. You better keep him" Cry laughed at Mark's comment, rolling his eyes as he threw the wet rag at Mark's head. "Shut up, at least I can clean". Felix just blushed a light pink nearby, not even responding to the two as they mess around.
    Meanwhile Matt and Ryan had already gone back to being cute and instead of eating each other's faces, cuddled on the couch as they watched tv.
   I stood near the counter watching the lovebirds as I leaned onto it, getting scared slightly as I Mark came up next to me.  "Awe, now if only I could get a guy and do that". If only I could be that guy. "Right, having a relationship like that seems so fucking adorable".
   It was like watching one of those hallmark movies, y'know the really sad yet really happy ones, always ending with the guy getting the girl? Yeah, it was like watching one of those.
   Mark nodded in agreement, now if only he could see the feelings I have for him.
As I went to look behind me, where he stood, our eyes met and for those few moments it felt as if time had stopped, as if we were alone. Sadly, it was interrupted by Felix's loud groan. "Okay if you two don't get together I will lock you in a closet until you do".