RoomMates

Karma is a biatch

A/N: DIS BISH UP DERE IS AWESOME. YOU SHOULD GO READ ALL OF HER STUFF

ANYWAYS, I love all of you and I hope you ENJOI~
(Mark's Pov)
Matt with a Nerf gun, and Ryan a sling shot bow they start firing at me. Jack was watching it happen, laughing his ass off as they chase me around my room.
        "This is Karma you asshole!" "Aye!, I was doing it for Sean fuck off".
  "We were sleeping!" "With eachother!" I shout, laughing a little, making them shoot me even harder than before.
       Ending me up on the floor doubled over in laughter and pain as jack is laughing with me.
       And that's when I notice the phone in his hand as I look at him through the screen. God dammit, he recorded the whole thing.
Fortunately they ran out of ammo just as I regained my ability to hurt them.
      I then make my quick come back, pushing them out the door and locking it, with high hopes they don't find my key.
"Dammit Mark unlock your fucking door" Ryan shouts, as the two bang on the door repeatedly.
   "NO!" I yell , immediately denying the two boys.
"Ugh fiiinnnnnne!" Matt sighs, only to hear their door slam shut a few seconds later.
   "Oh my god that was fookin hilarious" jack says, with a wide goofy smile plastered on his face.
  "Not when your being chased by them" I defend, my voice's tone going everywhere as he laughs even harder. (if you know what I'm talking about. Like how in Mark's videos if he defends himself his voice will go strangely high and low as he says it)
      "Those things hurt like a motherfucker. They are absolutely eeeeeeevvillllllll" I tell him.
     "Your just a pussy" he mumbles, just loud enough to make out the words.
  Me replying with the awesome comeback "at least I get more dick than you" but he quickly retorts "yourself doesn't count" with a smirk on his face, almost as if he knew he'd already won.
"Oh, you absolute dickbag" I reply, shaking my head as I admit my defeat with a chuckle.
  "Yep, I'm always full of dick. The one thing that you don't have" and we both burst out in laughter.
  "No but really, thanks for helping me Mark, I'm so excited to get away from this hellhole of a house and move t' america".
  "anything for a friend Jack, and I am too. I'm so excited for the day I get to slap-" "my bootylicious ass?" He interrupts, me rolling my eyes as I respond.
"Yep, the ass-like face you have" and give him a playful smirk,"fuck off" and we both laugh in response.
  But our fun comes to an end as I hear a slight ding and his cheery expression changed into a frown before he said "Well shit Mark, my laptops about to die. I'll be in chat" and before I could even reply he hung up on me.
I was slightly worried since he could've just charged it while we talked, but in the end I was super happy and smiled at myself for about a minute or so just thinking about anything and everything in my life.
Then I remembered the chat and scrambled around looking for my phone until I found it and jumped back onto my bed, wondering what idiotic things my friends are doing now.

Markiplier has joined chat

Jackaboy: took u long enougf

Pewds: that's what she said

Cry: you mean your imaginary girlfriend Felix?

Jackaboy: dayum I need some fuckin popcorn to watch this shit go down

Markiplier: AHHHHH it's starting

Matt has joined the chat invited by Markiplier

Ryan has joined chat invited by Markiplier

Matt: yo

Ryan: sup'

Markiplier: FUCKBOIS SHUT UR TRAPS ITS STARTING!

Pewds: MARK!

Pewds: CRY!

Cry: yep that's my name

Pewds: DIN JAVLA FITTA

Cry: those are fight words. PUTTEMUP MEATBALL

Jackaboy: Now now girls, you both are the prettiest

Pewds: MARK HOLD MY EARRINGS

Markiplier: OK BITCHES SAVE IT FOR WHEN U GUYS CAN DO THIS IRL

Cry: I'm sowwy

Felix: I fowgive u

Cry: NOT SORRY*

Cry: jkjk luv ya bro

Ryan: what kind of storm froze hell over this time? And why did cry just say I love you to Pewds OoO is it canon?!

Jackaboy: I wish

Markiplier: YEAH! They'd be such a cute couple

Ryan: you guys are like teenage girls

Cry: next thing you know when we live together Mark will be making us breakfast and jack will be doing pranks

[WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE]

Matt: nah their more like a bunch of preschoolers

Jackaboy: They're*

Markiplier: GET SCHOOLED SON

Pewds: says the guy who dropped out of college

Markiplier: SHHHHHHHHH.

Matt: jack send the video

Markiplier: NO, JACK NO

Jack: *video attached*
He got his ass beat and I caught it on camera

Felix: SMH RN

Cry: same, I literally just facepalmed

Markiplier: I can hear Matt and Ryan dying of laughter next door

Matt: YOUR FACE WHEN WE CAME INTO UR ROOM WAS LIKR YOU JUST MEBT HITLER

Ryan: Oh My Gid Your Right!!!! You Explained it perfectly