RoomMates

Chica War

A/N: Yes I did make that there picture above and yes I'm hella proud of it.

I really don't know why I added pewdiecry since I love Felix and Marzia being together but y'know what?, fuck it. Imma just do it for the hell of it. And if you seem to give a damn, thank you so much you are an awesome smol bean and deserve to smile (I'm not saying if you don't like me yu deserve sadness. I'm saying that you are awesome. You're entitled to your own opinion and deserve to find happiness in what ever you read)

(A day later)
(Ryan and Matt were out at a bar together, they weren't in the group chat....explaining that is in the next chapter ;))
[and that TOTALLY wasn't because I forgot all about them as I wrote this chapter]

Jackaboy: I just booked a flight to LA for next Monday

Pewds: you want to see him that badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Markiplier: who wouldnt?!

Jack: i wouldnt, I want to see his bitch

Cry: ????

Jackaboy: Chica loves me for life

Markiplier: F OFF JACK SHES MY CHICA BICA

Jack: in your dreams fuckboi

Pewds: being roommates is going to be really interesting

Cry: hell yeah I'm so excited!!!

Jackaboy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Felix, better hurry up and get to him

Pewds: 凸 凸 凸 凸 凸 I have a girlfriend you asshole

Markiplier: again with putting your dick in chat!!! Like seriously just send cry a private dick pic of you need to!!!

Jackaboy: God dammit mark. Your going to die when Felix gets you

[this is sarcasm] Markiplier: just like how one day my prince'll come

Cry: then Jack is either hella experienced or your a terrible wife

Pewds: I'm dying laughing in a fetal position in the middle of my [as in his & marzia's] room

Jackaboy: like that would happen. And if it did, I WOULD TOP!

Markiplier: the tip of my dick? Yeah.

Cry:.....

Jackaboy: sorry but I don't ride gorillas

Pewds:.....

Markiplier: yet you would stick your dick in one?

Jackaboy: I prefer orangutans
[AND AT THIS POINT IM WONDERING WHAT IM DOING WITH MY LIFE AT FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING]

Markiplier: no comment

Cry: wtf was that conversation

Pewds: da world may never know

Jackaboy: how did Marzia take the news of the whole moving thing?

Pewds: she was sad at first but once I told her that I would FaceTime her every day she felt ok. She's keeping this house since it was technically hers first

Cry: Oh...well that's good

Jackaboy : glad she's okay with it

Pewds: so jack how's your girlfriend taking it?

Markiplier: PEWDS NU

Jack: ummm

Pewds: oh....dammit I made this really awkward, didn't I. Shit

Cry: TOOTH FAIRY TAKE ME AWAY AND FLY ME IN WITH THE TOASTERS THAT EAT HAY IN THE DAY, AND TAKE A BITE OF SHITE, BEFORE SAYING GOODNIGHT [i don't know about you, but I heard him say it so nonchalantly when I wrote it]

Pewds has left chat

Markiplier: WHAT IN THE FUCK

Jackaboy: I wonder what it would be like to fuck an orangutan

Markiplier has left chat

Cry: uhhhh, so....about that airplane food

Jackaboy has left chat

Cry: GOD DAMMIT!

At Cry's house, Cry had a slowly diminishing sliver of hope that Felix could actually have feelings for him. But deep down inside, he had already moved on....Yeah right, like he would ever move on. Deep down inside he ducking [AUTOCORRECT GOD DAMMIT] loved that idiotic Swede and he knew that his inner feelings would one day be revealed. Yet he only would wait. Wait for his moment to arrive and then pounce, taking in his moment to shine as if it was a taco the day after his diet ended. Ending up in pure success and utter satisfaction over his victory.