RoomMates

Making Me Snervous

A/N: any of you remember when I talked about binge watching leafy videos? Yeah, funny thing, I hate him now. I would go on a rant, but I wouldn't want to pester you people in for the story with my petty bullshit.

THE SOUP VIDEO WAS OHMSHDIS
I DIED LAUGHING.

GUESS WHAT?!
Although the schedule is wayyyyy of track, I'm producing better chapters and like the photo above, they are going to be higher in quality and I may (if I have time) be editing old chapters because sometimes I get too lazy to even do what I love.

Ryan's Pov [haven't Written those words in awhile, it's weird]

"truth or dare?". I had to break the silence, it was slowly killing me on the inside.
It was like a knife to the chest, the ear-splitting silence. Out of all the years we'd known each other, this was the first time this has happened. I felt like I could just shrivel up and die in a hole right then and there.
But thankfully, before it could get any worse, Matt answered the question, not elaborating on the moments beforehand.
"Truth". The smile returned to my face, not so much an actual one compared to a fake, but I'd do anything to move this situation along.
   The thought of asking him who he liked came to mind, but I decided to wait since I hate seeing him uncomfortable. Him being uncomfortable makes me uncomfortable. So I waited for one of the others to ask.
"If you could do one thing, right here right now, and not have it effect anything you wouldn't want it to, what would you do?". "Getting deep real quick". I cough sneaking in a "that's what she said" as a small smirk forms on my lips.
Matt rolled his eyes, answering "Ryan's mom" winking at the camera as I punch him in the arm with a playful scoff.
  "Yeah you would rather do Ryan" Jack comments, wiggling his eyebrows as a smug smirk plays on his face.
I wish. But like Matt, I roll my eyes dismissively at Jack's comment before giving my full attention to Matt once again.
  "In all seriousness I would probably pet a koala".  We all gave him the most confused look.
  Him then explaining "THEY'RE FLUFFY, CUTE AND THE MOST ADORABLE THING IN THE WORLD". Next to you. I internally cringed at the sappy ass tree I've become. 
  I chuckled at his cuteness, and then died inside when I saw the way the light hit his blue eyes p e r f e c t l y.
  Meanwhile, outside in the hell hold of reality, Jack, Mark, and Matt were bickering back and forth, trying to prove whether or not petting a koala is worthy to be the once in a lifetime opportunity the question entailed, or some bullshit.
  I honestly was too busy paying attention to the nice striped shirt Matt had on...I think I may have a problem.
  Unluckily, they had to bring me out of my daydream and into the nightmare of a stupid situation.
   "Ry, wouldn't you do something more interesting than petting a koala?" I shrugged my shoulders.  'it's better than being me in this situation' i thought, once again zoning out only to be brought back as I hear Matt say my name.
   "-Ryan". Since I was daydreaming the first part didn't even sound English to me. It was more of a muffled refrigerator.
   "What, huh?" "Truth or dare?". Dammit he caught me zoned out. Not to mention I was staring directly at him the whole time.
    Stupidly, without thinking I face-palmed, getting confused and slightly concerned looks from all around me.
    "Ry [THIS IS THE TENTH TIME ITS AUTOCORRECTED RY TO THANK YOU AND I NO JOKE YELLED AT MY PHONE. I don't know why I can't just click it so that it types Ry the first time] you okay?" Matt asks, placing his hand on my shoulder and sending shivers up my spine as I awkwardly laugh at my embarrassment.
   I JUST  AWKWARDLY FACEPALMED, AND NERVOUSLY LAUGHED IN THE SAME EMBARRASSING  SITUATION. THEY MUST THINK I'M CRAZY.
   I could almost taste the cringe waiting to happen after this recording was done.
   Jack just laughed, knowing that I was in one hell of an awkward situation and leaving me for dead, struggling to keep myself alive.
   "What in the fuck?" "SorryIjustzoned outandfacepalmedforzoningoutbutthenbecauseiwasbeinganawkwardbitchinervouslylaughed" and now I was out of breath.
  They couldn't help but laugh as I struggled to not force myself into a luggage and dolphin dive off a cliff into snake infested waters in which is also home to the humpback whale, electric eel and all the while the majestic king the ocean Sebastian the crab. Also where I was soon raped by Ariel and then shoved into a tiny-ass [like Matt's] bottle in which I float up to the surface and end up somewhere in he Bermuda Triangle talking to Davy Jones and a coconut named Richard.