RoomMates

CuddlyCloverC***

A/N: HOW IN THE FUCK DOES RYAN KNOW HOW TO INSERT A FUCKING TAMPON?. Hell, I DONT EVEN KNOW AND IM APART OF THE FUCKING WORLD THAT USES THEM. But yeah, that second fanmail video on super mega made me laugh my ass off. Anyone else watch it?

Cody's Pov
After a couple hours of brainstorming and sorting, they finished. Ryan was satisfied, and for once in his goddamn life he actually had some faith in himself.
So Mark grabbed all of his stuff, waving silently before walking out the door. But before closing it shut, he spoke one last time.
     "Use protection and don't be too loud. You do have four other roommates who'll have to put up with it". Mark chuckled at his own joke.
"Yeah, yeah. Go cuddle your clover cunt old man", and with one last look at Mark, smugly smirking in the medium-sized crack in the doorway, Mark closed the door.
Ryan chuckling slightly as he rolled his eyes. A soft smile spreading across his face as he thought over the plan.

I'm so fucking glad to have that asshole

Meanwhile, Felix and Cry were once again, doing stupid shit for fun. But unlike other times, this one one involved the most movement they've done in weeks.
A just dance challenge. Of course, just so that they still had a reason to do it they recorded fe' dancing, but not him.
But the dancing wasn't the worst part, but they also are being randomly shocked by the person not dancing, and let's just say that as if having to do it alone was hard enough, this was his first time and Fe' wasn't going easy on him, no. He was going...hard on him...making it even harder to do. [ALL DEM INNUENDOS ;3]
     All the while, Felix, who was holding the controls to the stimulator, was having a blast.
    I mean, he not only got to watch Cry jump up and down from behind and secretly look at his ass, but also got to shock him [hes not enjoying it because he's a sadist though]. His reactions were priceless, bringing Felix nearly to tears as he was laughing as hard as he could watching him 'attempt to dance'.
When in reality, Felix didn't do any better. In fact, Felix's dancing was nowhere close to Cry's. Either way, Cry was loving it.
     Him trying to dance was just hilarious, with his arms waving around like wet noodles and him somehow looking like he's having an aneurism, the day was just getting better.
    By the end of the song, he was not only sweating up a storm, but somehow still hot and if anything, Cry could've sworn he was slightly hotter
"Harder" he pants, "than expected", gulping down half of his water bottle. "I never said it was easy" "but you never told me-wait...what difficulty was that song?".
    Cry tried his hardest not to laugh. "Cry?!. What was the difficulty?". It was the highest difficulty. But pewd's didn't know that.
     So he chased Cry around for the controller, and with Cry being unable to do much due to holding in his laughter. He ended up sputtering as he laughed. Sitting down on the couch with goofy smile plastered onto his face as Pewd's finally grabbed ahold of it.    
  "CRY!". And seeing as he had a chance to get him without hurting him, Pewd's attacked him where he sat. Straddling cry, he held his wrists to the cushions while glaring at the smug boy .
"you dick, you told me it was easy" "it was!" "Oh yes, because THE FACT THAT IM SWEATIER THAN EVER PROVES THAT". "so then what're you going to do? Punish me?". Kinky shit immediately came to Felix's mind but that was mostly because he had the mind of some freaky twelve year old.
"Yes". Felix leant in, stopping once their faces were only mere centimeters apart. "F-Fe–" but he was quickly interrupted by the unexpected.