More like Pervypie amirite?

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A/N: I have this picture saved to my photos and I don't know why.

WUV WUUU HOPE YOU ENJOI!~ the ultimate yerp

{Mark and Jack's Chat}

Pewds has joined chat invited by
Markiplier

Cry has joined chat invited by Markiplier

Cry: ELLO

Jackaboy: top o' ta mornin' to you laddies

Pewds: how's it going?

Markiplier: OKAY GUYS GUESS WHAT!!!

Jackaboy: Wot?

Pewds: Wot?

Cry: Wot?

And it was in this moment that I look at jack as he did the idiotic thing of taking a drink of water, and I knew what was going to happen next.

Markiplier: OKAY SO ME RYAN AND MATT ARE BUYING THIS HORSE AND WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU GUYS WOJLD LIKE TO MOVE IN EITH US

And just as expected he spit the water everywhere, looking at me with utter excitement in his eyes.
"Are you fookin' serious?!" He asked, ecstatic by my proposal.
"Yep" "HOLY MOTHER FUCKIN TIT BALLS" he exclaimed, almost a little too excited.
"I LOVE HORSES" he laughed, confusing me until I read what I sent again.
"GOD DAMMIT" I complained, laughing at the green, messy-haired boy through the screen.
"Holy fuck! Felix and cry are blowing up the chat!" He replies as he looks at his phone. And it's true, they were going absolutely bonkers.

Cry: WOT?!

Pewds: MARK WHAT?! REALLY?!

Cry: I JUST SCREECHED

Pewds: SAME!

Cry: Jack and mark aren't reading our messages.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pewds: probably, filling him in
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cry: Skype fucking each other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pewds: SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!!

Cry: FUCK YEAH!

Markiplier: (I so ship it)

Jackaboy: (wha?)

Markiplier: (pewdiecry)

Jackaboy: (same!!!)

Cry: (guys, doing (this) does nothing)

Jackaboy: shhhh cry shhhhhh

Pewds: (why are we all doing this?)

Markiplier: (Jack wipe your camera lens off, it's making you look weird)

Jackaboy: you couldn't just say it?

Markiplier: nah too much work

Pewds: you two skyping?

Markiplier: yeah when I told him about the new house he spit water everywhere.

Cry: it's not the only thing he's gonna spit out

Jackaboy has left chat

I the look up from to see he's bright red and being cutely flustered. "FOOKIN' PERVS" he shouts, quickly moving out of the camera's view.
Causing me to snort laughing, only for him to burst out in laughter as he moves in from the side of the screen, blushing no more.
After a couple minutes of joking around he joined the chat again and we started to talk to each other as we looked at our phones.

Jackaboy has joined the chat

Pewds: what jack, did it turn you on or something?! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I then mumbled "I wish", but sadly is wasn't quiet enough for him to hear and he blushed once again.

Pewds: O0O you didn't deny you were turned on by it!

Jackaboy: PERVS, OF COURSE I WASNT

Markiplier: Pewds why did you put your dick in the text?

Pewds: what?!

Cry: oh I see it now!, O0O is two balls and a micro penis!

Pewds: F OFF MARK!, JUST REMEMBER WERE GOING TO BE LIVING TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO MURDER YOU

Mark: oh yeah I forgot to finish what I was saying about the house

Jack: wait a sec, Cry?

Cry: I'm here, I'm just eating dinner while you guys talk amongst yourselves

Markiplier: Oh okay

Markiplier: Me Matt and Ryan are moving into the house in a few days so you guys have plenty of time to move in afterwards. It has a bedroom for each of us, 4 bathrooms and a pool

Jack: DAMMIT I WANTED FIRST DIBS ON THE NICE ROOM

Pewds: you two could share it (SEPTIPLIER FOR LIFESIES)

And that's when I look up, accidentally interlocking my eyes with the blue swirls that lit up his face, feeling as if time had stopped completely.
But of course it didn't last long, our awkward staring comes to an abrupt halt as Matt and Ryan burst into the room.

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