RoomMates

Matt and Ryan being absolute fucktards

Jack's Pov
     "Surprise jackaboy" "Karma left a message for you" they say, one after the other, Matt finishing off Ryan's sentence before running after me.
   I ended up running the two boys in circles around my room.
   But it wasn't long until Cry and Pewds angrily came into the room too.
    "GOD DAMMIT I WAKE YOU GUYS UP ONCE AND NOW YOU ALL DECIDE TO COME AFTER ME?!, I MEAN SERIOUSLY. I'M NOT EVEN FULLY DRESSED FUCKERS" I scream over the abnoxious sound of the horn.
    And that's when the one person I don't want to see me in my boxers decides to make an appearance. 
    Causing all of us to go silent and stand dead in our tracks. Him seeing me in only my boxers makes me blush a light shade of red just as Mark walks into the room.
     Embarrassingly he looks directly at me, and basically eye-fucks me until the idiots ruin the silence.
    "Aww, jacks a tomato now" Ryan says, bringing all attention to me. 
  Them Fuckers
    "Embarrassed to be seen like that in front of mark huh Jack?" Felix teases, as Mark's face turns an almost unnoticeable shade of red.
  No shit Sherlock
    "Breakfast is ready if you guys want any" he says, nonchalantly turning away from us before the others could notice his face reddening and walking down stairs once again.
    "Fuck yeah let's eat!" Felix says, as the four run out of my room and downstairs, nearly knocking each other over as they pass one another on the way down.
  Fucking finally
     I sigh in relief before getting dressed and heading down a few minutes later. Seeing the five of them joking around as usual puts a smile on my face as I sit down at the table and start eating.

"This is what I live for" I joke, pointing at my food, "Mark's sausage?" Felix asks causing Matt to spit out the water in his mouth onto Mark, and all of us to laugh.
   "I can't get a fucking compliment without you bastards turning it into a joke" mark says, shaking his head as he finishes his food and places the plate in the sink.
"Your......very.....Short?, fuck it I tried" Ryan says, making me fall out of my chair as Mark slumps over and pouts. He's cute when he's pouting, and absolutely adorable if I do say so myself. God, now I'm a fucking

  A/N: I could honestly see this happening in real life and I  wouldn't be surprised if it did. Chasing people around as like a team is just something Ryan and Matt would do y'know? Especially at the worst moment you could start chasing them.