RoomMates

Mark gets wet and lubricated

Friend: so how was your weekend?
Me: I don't know. I watched phan moment videos and at one point accidentally deepthroated a fudge bar

What the hell is my life?

PLEASE SUGGEST TRUTH AND DARES FOR THEM TO DO!
and sorry for updating this like three times I forgot to put in stuff I needed to say in this authors note.

Anyways, sorry I updated so damn late. It took me awhile to come up with creative things to dare and get the truth for.
LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH AND I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS PIECE OF SHITE!

Cody's Pov

"Okay enough with the personal shit, let's take this up a notch". "Okay I'll do a dare" .
"finally". Mark rolled his eyes at Jack's comment, ignoring him and yelling "GIVE IT TO ME FE".
"way more sexual sounding than anyone needed but okay, @INSERT NAME HERE dares you to let Jack create a smoothie out of three items in the kitchen and drink it while taking a cold shower half-naked until you either get a brain freeze or chicken out". Mark's mouth was agape, while Jack just playfully smirked.
Mark being half naked was all Jack could think about. And he was probably a little too excited to see this.
"'Kay, Jack go make your smoothie!" Strangely, he didn't seem even a tad phased by doing this. And with a happy, "okay!" From Jack, they got up and went to the bathroom while Jack happily skipped to he kitchen.
    Setting everything up was surprisingly easy, with the space they had and the amount of people that could fit in the bathroom at a time, it looked difficult.
Meanwhile, Jack was gathering
ingredients. Not wasting anytime making decisions and definitely using no mercy, it was strangely easy for him to choose.
Out of the barely filled cupboard he grabbed Nutella, some honey oat cheerios and thought it was awfully perfect. Now all I need is one more thing.
And after going through half the things in his fridge he finally found a half-eaten jar of pickles.
"Hmm...good enough!". But instead of doing what you would think and putting in a few pickles, he added all the juice and a pickle. Blending it up to make a muddy-water looking brown.
He instantly felt guilty, but pushed it back down. 'It's too late to go back now, they're probably waiting for you'. And with that he walked up stairs.
Mark was nervous. Why?, he didn't know either. He just had this mysterious feeling in the bottom of his stomach.
The feeling slowly dissapearing as he heard  "My smoothie brings all the boys to the bed, and they're like, it's making me wet. Damn right it's making you wet when you pour it into your head" he couldn't help but laugh as the green haired goofus walks into the bathroom.
"Here ya go". Jack tried his hardest not get flustered , but as soon as Jack walked into the bathroom, he was beet red.
Though he does have some nice fucking abs.
   "Oh god what did you put in this? it smells like horseshit!" "Well ya see, when combining yer old cringey videos ya get what's called shit. And after adding yer old hair and humor, ya get what I call the fetus-stage Markiplier".
"Oh the irony" [reference ;3]. They all were utterly amazed at how calm he was.
"Yeah, yeah. Now go chug that motherfoker like your life depends on it". Mark took a deep breath in, stepping into the shower and nodding his head to let Tom know to start recording.
Holding the drink in one hand, and the knob for the shows in the other, he said one last thing, "Stay in school, don't try this home and uh...use protection", before turning on the shower and afterwards chugging down the smoothie.
Just to make it worse, I stood up and walked in front of the camera.
"And you too, can make this smoothies at home. All you need is Nutella, Honey oats cheerios #notspons but could be and last but not least, a whole jars worth of pickle juice with a little bit of pickle" as he spoke everyone in the room (in including Mark) visibly cringed.
Well all except Jack. "if you shipped Septiplier before, you probably don't now", giving a sadistic thumbs up before walking off camera and standing once again out of sight.
Inside he felt immensely guilty, but knowing that at some point later in life, he may reject him, and they may never talk again. He took this as a chance to get revenge in advance. Not as good as he thought it would feel before, but yolo amirite?.
He internally facepalmed. Sending himself billions of light years away into the cringe oblivion where people known as Fe was too.

He looked like he was about to throw up, all the while seeming like he's in immense pain.
"He's choking on that septic dick" Felix said, making him slightly smile and of choke even more. Honestly by now it was hard to tell what the hell was going on.
At last, he pulled the cup away from his mouth, crushing the cup and throwing it on the ground before shutting off the water.
He looked extremely out of breath. Unluckily after he got out he violently shook his head [HE WAS SHOOK. Gawd kill me], getting everyone and everything around him slightly wet.
And somehow to Jack, he still looked extremely hotttttt.