RoomMates

Fresh avocapewds

A/N:  Sorry it took awhile to get this up, life's been so confusing lately i kinda end up in my thoughts wasting my days away. Thankfully, youtube saved me from going any farther and now I'm here, inspired to write in hopes that it brings you as much happiness as it did to me.
I hope you enjoy this chapter and I love y'all to bits. (Sorry for not updating yesterday I couldn't seem to come up with a dare)

Cody's Pov:
"Hey---wait, you hear that?...it's my dignity dying out because, today, I'm here with this creepy ass clown named Cry to do YOUR dares, while he answers YOUR truths!". Putting an emphasis on every word, Pewds introduced the video with a smile spread across his face.
    And after going back and forth trying to explain all that was going on, Cry could tell Felix was genuinely happy, and that made him even happier.        
    Unluckily, as Pewd's gave the signal for one of the people to give him his first dare he looked immediately discomforted, "@FANGIRL dares you to try not to laugh while Cry gives you three different pickup lines, and if you do, you'll have to sing a song chosen by Cry in a costume, also chosen by Cry". Felix regretted agreeing to do this, but it was too late to back out now.
He gave a heavy sigh, "fuck it let's get this over with" "after this break!". Felix looked confused as to why Cry said that until he realized that his so called 'love of his life' isn't exactly the smoothest person in the world' and went directly for his phone.
He chuckled slightly at his determination, calming his nerves as he reassures himself Cry would never make him laugh with some cheesy pick-up line.
Meanwhile, Cry was racking up some pretty good lines. He knew pewds' humor down to the core, and he knew that the ones he picked out would make even him laugh.
   At last, Cry finally said "Okay, I'm ready". "BRING IT BITCH", Pewd's tried to seem intimidating, but it only made him seem a little nervous.
   Cry was confident, with a proud smirk on his face as he spoke calmly "do you like tapes and cds?" "Yeah". "Well if you want, I can tape my penis to your head and you can cds nuts". No reaction. Not even a smile.
"Okay wow...this is going to to be a lot harder than I thought" "that's was she said". Cry chuckled at Felix's joke, rolling his eyes before trying again.
"By any chance do you like the band imagine dragons, cause I can imagine me dragon my balls across your face" Felix's eyes widened in attempt to keep silent and not give in. Unluckily, Cry didn't stop there. "I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like the disobedient avocado you are" and Felix couldn't help but burst out laughing.
But at last, he calmed down, saying "I just watched my best friend in a clown costume tell me to fuck him...yes, this is my job, Mom" and causing all of them to laugh as he looks at the camera with a smile on his face.
"Well I already have an idea, so let's get this show on the road!".

So after a good time spent going through boxes filled with costumes, Cry had finally chosen one.
"CRY-" "-its master to you".Felix walked out of the bathroom blushing a bright red, silently glaring at Cry as he couldn't help but laugh.
   "OUT OF ALL OF THE OUTFITS YOU COULDVE CHOSEN YOU JUST HAD TO CHOOSE THE MAID OUTFIT?" Replying with a nod, Cry was enjoying this a little too mu
    "let's get this over with" he sighs, coming downstairs to be laughed at by his fellow roommates.
   "Oh my god!", Jack loud laughter boomed through the room as he laughed his ass off with a hand on Marks shoulder  to keep himself up.
   Meanwhile, Ryan and Matt couldn't even speak as they watched the very annoyed Felix pout in his seat.
    "what's the song?" He asks, obviously annoyed. Cry walks over and sits back down, whispering the song in his ear.
    His eyes widen, as he turns his head to give him a 'oh you're so dead' look before sighing in defeat.

And only awhile later, the others calmed down and Felix was waiting for the signal to start singing.
    "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEIR LIKE 'ITS BETTER THAN YOURS', DAMN RIGHT, ITS BETTER THAN YOURS, I COULS TEACH YOU, BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE" and a song later he's out of breath and on the floor dying while everybody else laughs at his embarrassment.