RoomMates

Annoying the napping nutsacks

{Jack and Mark's Chat}
(Mark's Pov)

Jackaboy: Mark wanna skype? I just finished editing and I'm sooooo borrrrreeeed

Markiplier: sure but Matt and Ryan seem to be getting pretty loud

Jackaboy: RECORD THE SOUND AND USE IT FOR WHEN THEY WONT DO SHIT

(Mark's Pov still)
     "good to know I'm never going to fuck at our house" I say, as I hear what 'definitely' is their tv in Ryan's bedroom next door.
     I press the call button without any hesitation or thought to what I was wearing, only having to wait a ring before him picking up.
    "Hello jackaboy" I greet seeing his messy, unkept hair being everywhere, causing me to laugh a bit.
"What's so funny?" he asks, his accent making me smile brighter than before.
     "The way you look right now is hilarious, like seriously did you get hit by a truck?" and he shakes his head.           
     "At least I have an excuse mr. Hypocrite" he replies, sassy as ever.
"why what happened?, if you don't mind me asking, of course" and as I finished up the question he started tapping the bed, he only does that when he's nervous or anxious so it worried me a little.
"Um....How do I say it without" he starts, pausing as he gulps, and I could tell he was on the brink of tears at that point, "I'm now a....s-single Pringle?" and shakes his head before wiping the first tears that fell from his eyes.
"Oh Jack, forget about her You deserve so much better" I say, assuring him as more tears streamed out of his eyes, making me want to be with him even more.
     I hated to see him cry, he's my best friend after all.  
      And that's when I had an idea "I know something that'll cheer  you up" I say, grabbing my phone and walking out of my room, hoping that it was only the Tv as I open the door to Ryan's room to see two basically on top of each other as they laid, fast asleep on a couch in the middle of the room.
"Jack, you ready?, look at these two, cuddling" "Awww" he whispers, "I ship them so hard" and I reply with a nod.
    But I had another plan that I knew would make him laugh his ass off.
   So I counted down on my fingers from three before yelling "HAH!, GAYYYYYIIIII" causing them to wake up with a jolt as me and Jack burst out in a fit of laughter at the two boys.
"Fuck you too assholes" Ryan says, still half asleep "sorry but I don't think Matt would like you fucking me" and instead of a worded response he just throws a pillows at me before laying down  at opposite ends of the couch.
   Jack was in a fit of laughter, making me happy.
      And before a couple minutes had even passed I heard snoring from within the room as I was back in my room.
     A small smile on my face as me and Jack both had thought the two boys were made for each other.
  Even though I'm pretty sure they came home from the just drunk enough to cuddle.
    "Jack?" I whisper as I walk back into my room, laptop in hand. "Yeah Markimoo?" "I've been meaning to tell you this in chat, but stay on skype, I'll just add Felix and Cry into ours so I can talk about it without waking the Napping Nutsacks Nextdoor" and he chuckled before nodding with a soft  heartwarming smile on his face.