RoomMates

TIS THE SEASON

A/N: jingle bells, Batman smells, robin laid an egg. The bat mobile lost it's wheel, and the joker got away. Batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall, joker's in the bathroom peeing on the wall.

Did you just waste your time reading whatever the hell this A/N was? Yes.

Shit's gettin festive as all hell

Ryan's Pov
I woke up surrounded in warmth. Fluttering my eyes open to see Matt peacefully sleeping. I had my arm wrapped around his waist, and immediately smiled as I remembered yesterday. It was like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders, and given a massage instead.
     Awkwardly, as his eyes flit open we make direct eye contact and end up staring at each other.
    He then says, "take a picture it'll last longer". The fact that he had just woken up, visible in his tone.
    "Goodmorning to you too"

Sadly, our silent cuddling came to an end as Jacks yell was heard throughout the house. "ALRIGHT YE LAZY SONS OF BASTARDS RISE AND SHINE!".
    He lets out a grown while I sigh, letting go of each other and slowly getting out of the bed. Leaving the room he entered his own while I slowly but surely did my morning routine, putting on a surprisingly nice Christmas sweater and then making my way downstairs.
    The smell of bacon filled my nose as I walked into the kitchen. I looked around the room, observing everyone to a T. Jack seemed overly cheery with his Santa hat and bright green sweater, Mark seemed to be the exact opposite; Half-asleep, and in still his pajamas. On the other hand, Cry and Felix acted as if it were any other day, wearing their usual boring clothing and not even a bit festive. Tom's not there. "Where's Tom?" "He left last night" "oh...". He didn't say goodbye, but I honestly wasn't surprised. I wouldn't, in that awkward situation.
   "Wow guys don't be so excited" I comment sarcastically, grabbing a plate and placing some of the delicious-looking food on my plate. "I am...On the inside" Mark replies, taking another bite out of his eggs.
    "Where's your lover boy?". I roll my eyes at Felix's name for him "First of all, don't call him my lover boy. Second, he's upstairs getting ready".
    Coincidentally that's when Matt came down the stairs, wearing a red shirt and green pajama pants he greeted us with his side smile, kissing me on the cheek before walking into the kitchen. Making my lips curl into a full smile.
    "Hey, what's for breakfa-ooh! Bacon!". He grabbed some food and joined us. So we talked for awhile, finishing up our food before gathering in the living room and giving out our Christmas presents to each other.

•~•~•~•~• (time skip brought to you by Cody's mom)

Cody's Pov
Jack and Mark had already opened all their presents. Jack got a new watch, some cool clothes, new beanies and other fun stuff from everyone else, but got what is his favorite out of them all, a stuffed Trico, from Mark. 
    "No, what?!" Jack gasped as he unwrapped the gift "Oh my god it's adorable, Mark!". Mark knew he would like it, since after playing the last guardian he kept saying he would love one of them. "Well I saw it and I knew you wanted one so I got it for you" he explained, happy to see his friends elated expression.
    "Oh thank you, thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you" he repeats, setting down the box and hugging Mark who sat next to him on the couch. [Honestly I would die if I got a Trico plushie]  "Anything for a friend" Mark replies sweetly as Jack lets go of him and scoots back to where he was before.
    And so Mark opens his presents, deciding to do Jack's last and getting a weird wig, bag of mustaches, and from Jack, a big ass dog costume.
     "Oh my god" he couldn't help but laugh as he opened the box with a smile spread across his face. "Thanks Sean, I'm so going to use this" he says, hugging him and filling jack's ear with his goofy chuckling. Jack laughed a little with him, finding his laugh absolutely adorable.
It was Matt's Turn. "Actually, I have a present for the both of you", Jack said, handing him a small wrapped box.
"You can open it Matt". Matt nodded in response before unwrapping the box. Rolling his eyes as he realizes what it is.
They laugh at the box he held in his hand.
"You fucker!" "Actually I think Ryan would be the fucker". Matt rolled his eyes at Jack's reply. "We only just became a couple yesterday!".
"And?" "Fuck off". "What? no, 'thank you'?" he asks sassily. "Thanks for the condoms mom, it's just what I wanted" Matt deadpans, sarcastically.
And soon enough, after opening all of his presents Ryan opened his, leaving Cry and Felix to unbox theirs.