RoomMates

Best Friends Forever

A/N: Annette gave me her number today and directly after giving me a hug before running off. SHES ADORABLE. And then my best friend came up to me and said "I'M FREAKING OUT FOR YOU. Me and dar were talking and as I saw that I got so happy for you" and I shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Back at her, being all bashful as she is the only one who knows that I think she is adorable. As of now she's texting me and I'm just like suchdmaiuzhxnsbahzhxisnnshz. (It's now an hour later and I'm going to her house this Sunday).
No joke I'm literally dying because I don't want to be awkward and I feel like I'm going to make it awkward.

Ryan's Pov
Sadly, my fantasy of dying is interrupted as i am brought into another conversation.
   "You're talking like speedy Gonzalez, you're not paying any attention to what's happening, and you're obviously overthinking about something so I'm not going to even try". Yeah, because explaining my situation helps me a whole god damn lot Matt. Thanks for the helpful advice. Best friend of the year award goes to you.
   That was one way of wasting my time. who am I kidding, I talk about the most fucked up things and within every video I probably offend people multiple times per day. In which most of them: "a c c i d e n t a l l y happen". When in reality it's just them not picking up on my very subtle sarcasm.
   So instead of dwelling on the fact that he can see through me as if I'm made out of glass, I slowly nod as I ironically dwell on everything else about him.
   I mean, I never, ever in the slightest bit would've thought that he, Matt Watson, would be the person to make me question myself.
   Not to mention, his hell of a personality and the way he always voices every crazy-ass thought and somehow, never weirds me out.
   "Matt, You amaze me sometimes" I think, accidentally saying what I'm thinking and making Matt blush a light red.
   "W-what?, Ry I swear to god that is the gayest thing I have ever heard". "Hm?". "You said I amaze you". ABORT. ABORT.
   It was in this moment I had realized, I dun goofed. Surprisingly, I then somewhat smoothly explain "yeah, when given the chance to do any bullshit you want you pet a fucking koala" causing his blush to disappear as he sighs, rolling his eyes before shouting "I'll do what I
fu-cking want to!", his voice cracking mid-sentence and causing all of us to laugh at his frustration.
   "Let's just get on with it. truth or dare?". Matt looked frustrated, maybe even slightly annoyed.
   "Y'know what, give me a dare". I felt bold. Well, not really. I just felt like being surprised.
    Unluckily, Cry responded with saying "how about you do a dare together and then just quick-fire truths?". Matt shrugged his shoulders.
  "I don't see why not" he said idiotically, since the people choosing the dares are Cry and Felix.
    I mentally facepalm for the fifth time today. Matt you have officially become THE BIGGEST (and cutest) IDIOT IN THE WORLD.
   I sigh, nodding begrudgingly as I take a sip from my water bottle, but quickly spitting it out as they answered immediately,  "this one is from us, personally. We dare you guys to let us post one tweet on both of your accounts and you can not delete it. Meaning it will forever be on your profile". They either got lucky or planned this out all along.
   I wiped my mouth sloppily, then wiping my hand on matts sleeve and getting it quickly batted at as he gave me a wide-eyed 'NOT THE FUCKING TIME' look.
   "I promise we won't do anything to ruin your reputation" Jack assured, not really assuring anything since our YouTube videos invol—i think I explained that earlier.
    And then I realized they were serious. Dead serious. Instilling fear as I anxiously await for what the future had in store. But as they walk over to us, i go into a panic mode, if any of them get onto my twitter account god knows what they'll tweet.
   So after a good ten minutes running around the house, trying to get out of it, Matt and I ended up panting on the floor, after Mark tackled me.
  Being tackled by Mark seemed a little too sof—oh. In that moment I had realized what happened...Mark pushed me onto Matt.
   Best red and annoyed, I manage to get up. Unluckily, before i could balance myself out Felix says "GO!" And before I knew it, Matt and I were phoneless and annoyed (as Jack would put it) as all balls.
  They so had his planned all along. And I was utterly fucked.