♡ imagines • d.t. ♡

cheese balls |e|

"babe! I'm back, and i got cheese balls!" I yell walking through the foyer.

my hands were filled with paper grocery bags full of diabetes.

"yaaaay!!!" Ethan squeals, running up to me.

he pecks my lips and takes the bags out of my hands, walking into our small kitchen.

he rummages through the bags, pulling out (I know what you're thinking dirty mofo) the cheese balls.

he pops (the question) cap off, and digs his hand in.

he shoves the cheese balls into his mouth and smirks at me.

he swallows (ew, why would you do that?) the cheese balls and reaches back into the bin.

"let's play a game"  he says, playing with the balls (omg)

"ok?" I ask, raising an eyebrow.

"let's see whoever can shove the most cheese balls in their mouth"

"alright, what's the catch?" I ask, reaching into the bin and grabbing a handful of my own.

"if you win, you get to do whatever you want to me, and if I win I get to fuck you." he winks.

"sounds good" I say and begin stuffing cheese balls into my mouth.

Ethan follows in pursuit.

I spit mine out, afraid I would choke if I put in anymore (don't judge)

Ethan spits his out and picks me up bridal style, taking me up to the bedroom.

"hey you don't even know if you won." I say.

"so what?" he shrugs, closing the door with his foot.

hi

I'm bored

what about you

I don't know what this is.

but I know you should go follow Jessie (fvckmethan )

she's really close to 3k.

follow ash too (sarcasticwerewolf  )

she's close to 500 ;)

you should also follow me lol.

I'm close to 600 :)))))

thanks for reading this, hopefully it didn't make you cringe too much.

oops, alyssa💙💙💙