Ness x Lucas: Destructive Love

23.

Poons II POV - Chapter 23

Friday - 9:11 am

Edicius and I decided to go to the dining room in order to feed ourselves some good fun for breakfast. We entered the huge room and grabbed some food from the buffet area.

I tried grabbing the most nutritious foods the place had to offer. One slice of bread, some vegetables, a lot of protein based products, between other things. I saw Edicius doing the same.

After getting our food, we sat at one extreme of the enormous table. The table itself had the capacity of having more than 20 people eating on it.

As Edicius and I began eating, we saw a frog-like creature holding a plate with four whole chickens. The creature sat next to us in an attempt to interact with us.

"Heyaaaa!!!!" He spoke.

"Hello. What kind of failed experiment are you supposed to be?" Edicius exclaimed.

"Hehehehe EHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE Im not a failed experiment u silly! Im Kermit! ^_^" Kermit replied.

"Kermit..." Edicius repeated.

"Yeeee. Whats ur names? :0"

"I am Edicius, and he is Poons."

"nIce names ^w^ lmao."

An awkward silence then surrounded us. Neither my companion or I wanted to communicate with that strange being, which began eating his chicken.

"Y'know!!" He began.

"What?" I asked.

"Ill tell u a weird thing that happened 2 me... O__o" He said.

"Al-right..." I said.

"One o' ma' pals invited me 2 Hydra. Bad thing was that i had 2 cum by myself. But i managed 2 cum aaaaall the way 2 San Diego by myself with a map i st0le ^w^!!!" He said.

I felt somewhat confused, we are located in San Francisco, not San Diego.

"THEN!!! With mai map i saw i had 2 turn rite 2 come here. I entered the building and saw lots of males dancing with one another and gurls doin the saaaaaaaaame!! They drank and i had lots of fun with the bois, ^\\\\\^ :0" he continued, "then I figured out that place wuz NOT Hydra. I WAS SO CONFUZZLED, MY BRAIN HURT AHHHHH!!! >o< Butt, my friends helped me come alllLL the way in here!!! So yeah!!! Now im here!!! I jusT arrived n stuff!! But im doin dem fine!!!!"   

Edicius and I crossed looks. We were equally puzzled by this being. His intelligence was below average, apparently. We had to get away from him, and so we did.