Ness x Lucas: Destructive Love

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Alphonse Elric V POV - Chapter 43

Wednesday - 6:30 pm

The building of the Hydra Headquarters was a gigantic place, full of technological gadgets all around. When we entered the Headquarters we were greeted by a tall man called Waluigi, who led us to Kermit's office. At the beginning I was skeptical that Kermit was actually the leader but upon seeing the images hanging along the hallway I recognized him right away. Kermit, my archenemy. I thought as I walked through the hallway. Its time to finally settle everything.

Eventually we arrived at the heavily Kermit decorated door, which Waluigi swiftly opened. And there he was, sitting behind a desk. Wearing a suit while doing an impatient gesture with his hands. Kermit.

"Welcome my dear guests. I trust you have been well treated by my underling. ^-^" He said as soon as we entered the room. "Waluigi please leave now. :-)"

"As u say Leader Kirmit." Waluigi said, leaving the room and closing the door behind him. Finally, its time! I thought.

"Hello Leader Kermit I'm Carly." Said Carly.

"Heyy bro watsup im Rayquaza?" Rayquaza greeted.

"Kermit, I've been waiting for so long." I said. "Tell me true, did you kill-"

"Who are you though? :0" He interrupted me.

"What?! How can you forget ME! I'm Alphonse Elric, Edward Elric's brother!" I said angrily.

"Oh! Yes, Edward Elric! I didn't know he had a brother though. :000"

"What, well, that doesn't matter. Tell me the truth. Did you... kill him?"

"What? Nay. Edward Elric was my friend. My best friend. :-) Sadly he died. :-("

"You really didn't kill him?" I asked him, thinking that maybe I was wrong about him all along. Maybe Kermit is not as bad as I thought.

"Nay!!! He died in an accident. *~* We had a pool party and there... he died because a tree fell on top of him and all the other guests. :'("

"But, how so?" Carly asked intrigued.

"We were playing hide-and-seek and it was my turn to find them. ^-^ All of them went running away to hide in my extensive backyard. They decided to hide in the same spot thinking I wouldn't find them. :-/ They didn't expect that the one who would find them was a giant oak tree. It fell as it crushed all of them and destroyed part of the place I called home once. :'(((( There I lost everything. My money. My friends. My house. My swag. Everything. >~<"

"Woah. I-I di-didn't know Kermit. It's so sad. I'm sorry for blaming you for my brother's death for these past years. If I had known before..." I said, realizing all the time I spent in the FBI Headquarters was lost time. After all, I joined the FBI only for my revenge against Kermit. And it was all for naught... I thought.

After a few minutes of silence Rayquaza asked, "So, Y did u want a meetin with us dude?"

"Well, :-/" he begun dismayed. "I want to form an alliance with you..."

Just as we expected.

"It would be great to form an alliance, but we need something in return." I told him.

"What? :P Isn't an alliance enough for both?" Kermit asked.

"Nahhh, we need dem Ness and Lucas bro." Rayquaza responded.

"But... they are not here. :0"

"What are you talking about? Yes they are, we were told so!" I exclaimed. Who was lying? Willy or Kermit? I wondered. Probably Kermit.

"Nayy u stupid fuQs they is n0t herez. >:(" Then he cleared his throat. "I mean, Ness and Lucas are not here. If they were I would give them to you. :-)"

Rayquaza, Carly, and I gave each other a weird look.

"Are you sure Edicius and Poons are not here?" Carly asked.

"Edi and Pons are here, Lucas and Ness are not. ^-^"

What does he mean? Doesn't he realize they are the same people? Is he faking it or is he truly stupid?

"Yo-you do know that Lucas and Ness are Edicius and Poons right?" Carly said reading my mind.

"WHAT?!?!?! :::000000" He is truly stupid after all.