Ness x Lucas: Destructive Love

Epilogue.

Epilogue: Snoop POV

August 31, 2016

Wednesday - 11:11 am

Today marks the first month since I arrived home. My parents kept it a secret for a while, but they decided to finally reveal it to all their friends today.

I'm currently on my bed with both of them beside me, and just now they are talking about who to surprise first.

"Da Stark Chikens???" My blonde dad, Lucas, asked.

"Nah they should be l8r." My cap-wearing dad, Ness, said.

"Da Illumimati den??"

"Yass dem first af." Then my cap-wearing dad started feeding me. "Now, Snoop drink da Coke."

I gladly did so, since I like that refreshing drink.

"Btw at wat taim is da photographer cumin??"

"In bout 9 to 11 minutess AF."

My cap-wearing dad then took his phone out and started dialing. Then they placed it in speaker mode and soon after someone answered.

"Hello? Ness?" A voice said through the phone.

"Clowd queeen hai AFFFFFF!!!!" My cap-wearing dad exclaimed.

"Yaassss haaiiiii." My blonde father exclaimed.

"How are you guys?" The voice asked.

"Gooood, we have dem surprises!! Butt u tell us first how everythin is goin!!??!"

"Everything is fine! I already became used to the Illumimati Headquarters. Now I'm good friends with Alphonse, Willy, and even Hello Kitty. The Illumimati has about 20,000 Nekos at its disposal now. But tell me the surprise, I really want to know!"

"Welllllllllllllll... We have a childdddddd AFFFF!!!!" My blonde dad exclaimed.

"Yaaaaaassssssss!!!!"

"Really?!?!"

"Yasssssss, its a boy named Snoop in honor of Snoop Dogg!!!" My cap-wearing father said.

"That's amazing! Can you take a picture in Snapchat or something?! I want to see the kid!"

"Sure af!" My blonde dad said as he took his phone out and took a picture of me. "Just sent it!!!!!"

"I'm going to check it out right now!" The voice said, moments later he spoke once again, "Oh... oh... he looks... great!"

"Ikrrrr das our little childddd!!!!" My cap-wearing dad said.

"Yeah... it makes sense. I'm glad for you guys!"

"Yasss queeen goood shittt!!!"

"Gotta go fast thooo baaaaiiii."

"Okay, bye then. Good luck with your... son."

"Tnxxx queen bai!" My cap-wearing dad said as he hung up. "He wass so happy 4 usss!!!!"

"Ikrrrrrrr he is a good frind AFFFFFF."

"Yas he is queeen. Lets call Neruto now tho."

"Yasss. Lets do dat shit."

My parents then dialed once again and moments later someone's voice could be heard.

"Lucatdatass, Nessypoo!" The voice said.

"Guuuuurl haiii!!!" My cap-wearing dad said.

"Yas queeen haiii!!!!"

"How is everythin tho???" The voice asked.

"Gurl we has dem surprises!"

"Rlly!! Telll meeee!" The voice exclaimed.

"U tell us everythin goin on there first af!" My blonde dad said.

"Everythin is doin grate! My relationship with Maychan is 10/10 IGN! And u know how the last taim we spoke i told u bout Lingiling and Carlay?!!? Well they are goin on dem dates now. Not officially as boyfrind and gurlfriend, since Carlass still thinks its 2 soon, butt still! Its dem improvements AF!"

"Das gr8 guuuurl #lovindatshit!!!" My parents said at the same time.

"Now tell me thooo, bout dat surprise!!!!" The voice exclaimed.

"Welllllllllllllllllll... We got dem kid AFFFF."

"Rllly!?!?!?!??!?!?! Dass gooooshitttt!!! Boy or a gurl, how is it calldd???"

"Its a boi named Snoop in honor of our decesed frind."

"Das niccceee. I will l8r tell Maychan, Lingiling, and Carlay bout it!!!!" The voice said.

"Yasss do it af, im gonna send u dem pics so u can show dem ass well!!!!!"

"Do dat shittttttt!!!!! I want 2 c ur son AF!!!!"

My blonde dad then did something in his phone and said, "Sent u a picc!"

"Goooooooshittttt." The voice said, then there was a small silence and he spoke once again. "I just saw da pic! And let me tell ya, i can c da similaritiesssss!!!! He lookss sooo goood im sure gonna tell da other Stark Chickens about him!!!!"

"Greeeeeeaaaatttttt!!!! We must a gooo tho, we r feedin him just nowwww."

"I hope he has a gooood meal AF. Bai Nessypoo and Lucatdatass." The voice said.

"Baaaaaiiiiiii." My parents then said at the same time, then they hung up.

I finished my bottle of Coke and my blonde dad asked me if I wanted another one.

When I didn't reply he assumed I wanted it, so he gave it to me.

"Do u think we should teach him Russian??" My cap-wearing father asked.

"Nahh queeen we were forced 2 learn dat in Hydra. Better not let him know it at all."

"U is rite." My cap-wearing dad then showed my blonde dad his phone and said, "Gurrrrrlll look at da replies on da pic of Snoop i posted on Insta!!!"

"Ikkk queeeen! Linng, Mayy, Alpphons, Carlay, and even Willly congratulated uss!!!"

"They r all so nicee AFFF."

"They surely isssss!!!!"

A ringing noise could be heard and then my parents left me alone in my bedroom drinking my Coke.

When they came back they were with some stranger.

"Lets take dem picsss." My blonde father said.

"Yassssssss queeen i'll carry lil Snoop." Then my cap-wearing dad carried me near the wall leaving my Coke behind.

"There?" The stranger asked.

"Yasss gurl."

"Okay, I will count to three and then you say... KFC."

My cap-wearing father placed himself beside my blonde father while they faced the stranger.

"One, two, three..."

"KFC!!!!" Both my parents exclaimed.

Then a blinding light surrounded the entire room. I realized the stranger took a picture of us then. A beautiful family picture where we all appeared. My father, Ness, my father, Lucas, and me, Snoop, the KFC Box.