Ness x Lucas: Destructive Love

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Poons III POV - Chapter 29

Saturday - 3:15 am  

I felt someone jumping on my bed.

"POOOOONS! EDICIUS!~ :)))" I heard. I opened my eyes and got greeted by that strange thing that went by the name 'Kermit'. It began waving a cellular phone in front of us.

"Why are you disrupting us so early in the morning?" Edicius asked.

"I brought u a gift!!!!!!!" Kermit said as it handed us his phone. Edicius then pressed the play button on screen and a video began reproducing.

It seemed like if it was recorded in a movie theater. The lights then turned off. The camera began shaking. Kermit sang Stay My Baby by Miranda Cosgrove quietly. It seemed as if it was singing it in order to calm itself. The image then moved towards the big screen. A 'Pixar' logo could be seen. Then some fish were on the screen. Then the camera moved towards a man yelling to stop recording the movie. Kermit began crying and moving the camera in an erratic way. It stayed that way for 30 minutes.

Saturday - 6:05 am  

In all honesty, I didn't want to continue watching the tape. Neither did Edicius. We had only watched about 3 hours from the entire 5-hour recording, and my partner and I already felt tortured enough. By the second hour the horribly recorded movie had stopped and it was only a recording of Kermit getting into a car and driving all the way here.

To our luck, Leader Sonic entered the room, proclaiming we had to get prepared for the upcoming battle. With that said, the Leader, Edicius, and I went downstairs.

Once at the main room, we saw a group of around 100,000 people formed. Someone was holding a clipboard, taking attendance.

"Zoella."

"здесь." What seemed to be Zoella replied.

"KickthePj"

"здесь."

"Alfie."

"здесь."

"ThatcherJoe."

"здесь."

"Caspar Lee."

"здесь."

And so, they called many more people. All of them looked extremely serious, we all knew a great battle was about to occur.

Leader Sanic then approached me, whispering into my ear, "I need you to find Willy Wonka. Then, you'll tell him I need him to stay here, so he can take care of the jail cells. I need him to keep an eye on the two prisoners."

"As you wish." I replied.

With that said, I left Leader Sonic's side, and left in search for Willy. I found him speaking with Edicius.

"Willy. Leader Sanic sent me to deliver you a message." I stated.

"Wat?" He asked.

"Leader Sonic wants you to stay here, in order to take care of the jail cells in order to prevent the newly obtained prisoners from escaping." I told him.

"Gotcha!!!" He replied.

"Edicius," I said, now seeing him, "We need to go."

Edicius then nodded, and we walked to the main room once again. We stood in between everyone else, rigidly. I then saw Kermit from the corner of my eye. I turned my view directly towards him. He was dancing while he looked at his video. Every single person here stood seriously, Kermit's behavior was simply unacceptable. I walked towards him quickly, and patted him on his shoulder.

"Kermit, what are you doing here?" I asked him.

"^3^ dancing lol." It replied.

"You can't be dancing at a time like this! Everybody needs to act collected!"

"I like collecting pennies ^w^!"

"I don't care! Kermit! Are you really going to battle with us? Being completely sincere, you are not capable of doing so."

"meh. I didnt even wanted to go anyway. id rather stay here 5 ever sleeping zzz and eating my chicken lmao. Bye poooooOOOns. ^-^" Kermit replied as he left jumping.

I smiled as he left. Without Kermit, nothing will hinder us. We will most likely return victorious.