Immortality ‖ Septiplier

Chapter 10

After our "pleasing morning" I was definitely hungry and IHOP did sound really good at the time so I've decided it would be nice to go there.
I drove while Sean hops in the passenger side flipping through the radio for something to listen to, he was so concentrated leaned forward as close as he could be to the system.

I gently tap the breaks and it send him flying barely tapping the dashboard, well maybe not barely, but he did hit the dashboard with a thud and I couldn't help myself, but laugh until it hurt.

"Are you kidding? Really Mark?"

I wasn't able to answer, because I was choking on my own saliva and still splitting my stomach. His angry face and tone in his voice only adds to the hilarious prank. I must admit I am digging myself in some shit lately, I think I'm getting way to comfortable with him.

When we arrive at the table Sean hides behind his menu still mad at me for what I did.

"What are you getting?"

Sean exhales deeply and I still stare at the back of his menu, he's so cute when he's throwing a tantrum.

"Silent treatment, really?"

"Hmm."

He gives a small hum then places his menu down ready to order.

"How about we play a game?"

He tries not to show interest, but I see his eyebrows rise while he stirs his straw in his glass, he definitely wants in, so I take awhile to think of a game he hasn't heard of to keep him interested and I remember a childhood game me and my brother played.

"It's a simple game. Pick someone random in this place and try to guess what they're thinking."

He scuffs at my childish game, is he really going to stay mad at me? I know how to fix this.

"That guy over there,"

I point to the trucker in a flannel while drinking coffee and he rolls his eyes then looked at the man.

"He's wearing a tucked flannel and denim jeans, so I'm guessing he's a trucker, he's only drinking coffee so he has to be somewhere,"

I then quickly go to silence thinking of what to say and Sean watches with his cheek leaned into his palm.

"That god damn county station didn't play the song I requested an hour ago, now what am I going to listen to when I'm dropping off these tomatoes?"

I say mocking the truck driver with a country accent and a grin grows on his face, but he fights it and his lips are now a hard line. I can see I'm entering him, I look around the restaurant trying to find someone else and I spot a worn out tired looking mother with a very disobedient child screaming.

"That mother over there. She's probably thinking, "this little bastard is going to drive me insane, he's the cum shot I should of swallowed!","

Sean chokes on his orange juice laughing lightly and I feel the joy in me knowing I caused his annoying yet adorable laughter. There's a couple two tables from us and the man is picking at his food while the women sips her coffee staring out the window.

"Babe, over there."

He looks to them smiling.

"He's thinking to himself, "if I had only woke up sooner she wouldn't of caught me" and she's thinking "he did okay so I guess I should reward him with breakfast, I mean aren't all men like dogs.","

I say in a feminine voice along with the hand motions of what I've seen some girls do and Sean laughs. It's so good to hear him laugh again.

"Are you still mad at me?"

"Little."

I smile when I hear his voice.

"Well at least you're talking to me."

He replies with a yeah in a low voice, he's so god damn adorable, I search once again to find someone and had the most brilliant idea. I pick up the spoon and look at my distorted reflection.

"This man right here is thinking he's so happy with the most amazing boyfriend and he's very sorry for what he did."

It was all true and I'm hoping it can make up it up to him, he smiles and takes the spoon from my hand. Looking into it he grins at me and proceeds with my game.

"This man is thinking he's forgiven his overly attractive boyfriend and he's dying to eat, where is this waited with our food."

I smile and Sean pecks me on the cheek, real smooth.