SO IM SITTING ON MY BED AND MY DAD IS WATCHING THE NEWS AND HE JUST SCREAMED "NOOOOOOOOO!" SO I ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG AND HE SAID THEY USED THE S-WORD ON THE NEWS SO I ASKED IF IT WAS IN THE ELECTION AND HE SAID "NO ITS GOING TO SNOW IN THE NORTHERN MOUNTAINS!" SO I SAID "OH I THOUGHT THEY MEANT SHIT!" AND HE SAID "SAME THING!" I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW! 😂😂😂😂
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The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)